Munt

The fusion of the two words "man" and "cunt"

Dude: "Wahhhh! Females are so frustrating!!"
Female: "Quit being such a munt, sack up, and get over it!"

by Frank's skanks March 22, 2015

Munting

When a group of absolute 'lads' proceed into a night on the town with the sole purpose of seeking or 'hunting' non-aesthetically pleasing (aka munted) individuals. The aim is the be mouth-pleased by as many grateful munters as possible. The winner is the participant with the most dick licks by the stroke of midnight.

"Aye lads, my cock's bone dry, fancy going out for a bit of Munting tonight?"

by PeeTear_Griffin July 17, 2018

Munt

A state of extreme intoxication, usually from substances other than alchahol.

After a few hours, Jacob was very munted.

by Daniel Walker December 3, 2002

Munting

Verb - the act of nursing your delicate body back to homeostasis. Munting is typically predicated by a wily night out. The kind of night you rarely remember but never forget. Especially when filling out forms that inquire about your drinking habits and you ask yourself, “do I have a problem?” Munting is usually performed by angling one’s body horizontally on a couch, bed, or other cushioned flat surface, ordering takeout for every meal, and consuming infinite content to distract you of your sins from the night before. Typically, one will munt for at least 12 hours to achieve full recovery.

“Yesterday was a doozy, munting is my only hope at becoming a functioning person again”

by Ianmoon June 13, 2021

munted

to be a thoroughly roasted jelly head;

to have a lack of control over basic physiognomical functions

:"It soon became apparent that Berts´ turbot impressions were chemically assisted and he was disqualified immediately for being completely munted."

by j December 2, 2003

Munt

Meaning, a white rabbit looking for food frantically

The cute munt was looking for a carrot

by Brake35 July 5, 2011

Munt

a man who acts like a cunt

the munt was bitching because he fucked up his copier.

by valvespout August 29, 2005