Tuscan Mule

Tuscan Mule: (Eng. 20th Cent.) - A chain of sexual moves beginning with a butt fuck followed by a blow job with full inversion of bodily fluids. Basically you are BF'ing you special lady friend and cop a pull out like you are going to blow the load, switch ends for the BJ and pull a fluid inversion, instead of spunk she gets piss, and the exclamation point is the up-the-nose-shot for that jumped in the pool with the acidity of piss in the sinus burn. If she comes back for more, you got a keeper.

Dude, that chick got wasted at the party, and Phil and Wes both pulled Tuscan Mules on her. She needed 4 rolls of paper towels and a pressure washer to clean up.

by Wing Commander November 30, 2005

Mileena Hayes

One of the sexiest models ever. sexy big tits, big bubble butt, round hips, spankable a living fantasy.

guy 1: yo Mileena Hayes is hell a sexy isnt she
guy 2: you know it.

by crazyjay666 January 1, 2012

Melee Slasher

Melee Slasher is a genre of video games based mainly around melee combat with weapon tracers, this includes games such as Mount and Blade, Mordhau, Chivalry: Medieval Warfare, Age of Chivalry, Mirage: Arcan Warfare etc.

Mount and Blade IS a Melee Slasher.

by grichie May 6, 2020

POWER MULE

an unusually large turd

5 minutes after eating the lamb curry, I knew I'd be dropping a power mule.

by bigfruits June 14, 2008

dead mule

An essential element in southern US fiction writing. No good southern fiction is complete without a dead mule. Academics and every day readers acknowledge this literary truth. The Dead Mule School of Southern Literature demonstrates on this premise and features stories with dead mules as elements as well as other fiction, poetry, and essays.

"No good Southern fiction is complete without a dead mule." -- www.deadmule.com

by FormicaDinette November 16, 2013

Special Agent Fox Mulder

A character from The X-Files(1993-2002).
A paraniod F.B.I. agent who solves crimes dealing with the paranormal or the unexplained with an attractive partner Agent Dana Scully. He has no life and likes to stick pencils to the ceiling.

1) Agent Fox Mulder is one of the most unique characters ever made.
2) Wow, you did a Mulder. ( Meaning you stuck pencils to the ceiling).

by Sarah May 21, 2004

Beat it like a rented mule

To mistreat for one's own interests without fear of reprimand.

He beat that dog like a rented mule.

by Lew Stuwle July 12, 2003