Polish Muffler

Placing one's hands on their genitals (primarily used by males) for warmth in cold weather.

The term comes from the idea that the Polish will put their hands on a car muffler to stay warm.

My hands were frozen at the game the other day, so I did a Polish Muffler.

Jane: You must have been freezing, it was -10 out there!

Dick: Yeah, I saved myself with a Polish Muffler.

by Richard L. Stevens May 17, 2009

Butt Muffler

A chair with a hard or impermiable seat that causes an uncomfortable popping sensation when the person sitting on it farts.

The chairs in the library are serious Butt Mufflers.

by SFDX August 6, 2010

Vagina Muffler

Its where you stick a vagina on a tail pipe start the engine, and hear the biggest queef you have ever heard and then drive.

"Holy shit i gave Sarah the biggest Vagina Muffler last night! You could have heard it all through the town!"
"I heard it"

by The Vag wrecker September 14, 2009

montana muffler

When a woman having a threesome with two men, takes a dick in each ear.

My boyfriend and his best friend gave me a Montana Muffler last night, so you’ll have to speak up.

by PapaPedro January 9, 2021

Queef Muffler

see "porn stash" for similar meaning.

Nice mustache , oh you mean my queef muffler?

by Dick davis March 7, 2014

muffler marks

the residual shit stains in your underwear at the end of the day. Just like skid marks, but more apt to be from a possible shart.

Randy was prone to excessive muffler marks so he switched from tighty whities to dark boxers.

by turriblechuck February 19, 2012

Pittsburgh Muffler

When one has a wet fart while receiving a rim job.

We were having a good time until she Pittsburgh mufflered me in the mouth

by Fireman100000 December 14, 2018