Myspace Vanishing Act

To delete your myspace.com profile without warnings to your online friends.

To drop off the myspace earth.

This is usually necessary due to myspace stalkers, psychotics that take myspace too seriously or a general distaste for what myspace has done to your life.

I went on Jane's profile today, she pulled a myspace vanishing act!

by Meredith(MissM) February 7, 2007

myspace

A place where 15 year old girls go to pretend they're 19 only to end up getting raped by 40 year old men who go there to pretend they're 17.

some preppie username like calibunny87: "Liek omagawd rtfm lol liek myspace sooo kewl dewd omg heerz my pixxx, r ent thei gr8?" =3-(o ;| }<:\

I swear to god im 17: (While fapping his dick off) "yeah, where do you live?"

by 53 October 2, 2005

Myspace Dumped

When you find out you're significant other no longer wants to be with you, after seeing that his/her status on the oh so famous myspace now claims to be 'single', as opposed to 'in a relationship'. Other big clues are when you're removed from their top 8, or they have proceeded to flirt with others in their 'comment' box. God bless Myspace.

'Did you see that Tyra's myspace says 'single' ?'

'haha, yeah, Brain was well myspace dumped' ...

by errrrr August 3, 2007

myspace whore

usually a girl but sometimes a guy can be even worse, who posts flattering high contrast photoshopped pictures of themselves in their myspace user pictures and befriends other good looking people just for the sake of vanity and being ogled. they usually flirt via the comment boxes, overusing little obnoxious phrases and tags such as "<3", "kthxbi", and any verb beginning and ending with *asterisks.*

"Hey cutie OMG thanx for the add ur pics are sooo hoTT *teehee* comment back kthxbi <3 OMG i'm such a myspace WHORE

by lauren May 13, 2005

myspacebook

A term used to combine "myspace" and "facebook", enabling the speaker to refer to both social networking sites at once.

Jerry: Hey man, can I use your laptop?
Bill: What for?
Jerry: I need to check my myspacebook for a minute.

by jgrizzXcore December 21, 2007

Tom From Myspace

That Guy from myspace who is always there when you create a myspace account but you never accept a friend request.WHAT'S WITH THAT? a guy who has been parodied so many times that it's unbelievable.

I Want a t-shirt that says "I love Tom from myspace" then a picture of Tom on the back

by dac19903 September 12, 2006

myspace mirror picture

When myspace users take pictures of themselves in the mirror to look cool, but are only embarrasing themselves.

They dont even have any consideration to wash their jizz infested mirrors off so we can see their faces.

Pookie - Dude, that frotch Jamie.. totally just ruined that pic with her toothpaste spit all over the mirror.

Parkay - Dude, i know.. its them damn red heads! stupid myspace mirror picture!

Pokie - Dude, guys... thats not nice.. she cant help that her crotch is on fire..lol

by Pookie, Porkie, & Pokie July 22, 2006