Mickey Mouse Reseller

little kid that makes $5 profit on a pair of shoes and likes to eat hot Cheetos in the morning. Also likes to lick the bottom of his foot

Hey man this kid is a Mickey Mouse Reseller

by ERESAW March 15, 2021

mouse

The protrusion into our dimension of a vastly hyperintelligent pandimensional being. The mice run the Earth, and it was they who paid for the Magratheans to build it.

The whole business with the cheese and the squeaking is just a front.

by Aaronak January 14, 2005

mousered

1.) When a mouser gets distracted and goes off to do something else.

That mouser got distracted by the ball of yawn and mousered us.

by hollowlife1987 June 24, 2007

Mouse in baked beans

A random meme that stems from “grossest things found in food” by They Will Kill You on YouTube.

Number 19; Mouse in baked beans.

by Your Average Stupid Meme Fan February 23, 2023

catshit and mouse turd

Substitute these words for the popular sandwich condiments (ketchup and mustard) to impress and/or disgust your friends and loved ones.

Would you please pass the catshit and mouse turd, grandma?

by Steve Scholten August 26, 2005

sewer mouse

A plumber's term for a flushed tampon, after having clogged a drainpipe for some time, the tampon collects clods of hair and other refuse, causing it to resemble a dirty furry thing with a tail.

I wish these bitches would stop flushing their goddamn tampons.. if I have to plunge for one more sewer mouse...

by DP666 June 11, 2006

Mousekatool

A firearm used to shoot up someones house, a draco or a handgun with large capacities.

"Everyone thinks I'm soft like Mickey Mouse 'till I pull up with the Mousekatool"

"We going to Johnny's place, he don't know we bringin the Mousekatool."

by Employable November 28, 2018