Mossist

the act of being obese, yet doing nothing about it and then taking the easy way out by going through liposuction treatment.

Also, the act of taking complete control of internet access, and using it to your own advantage to play World of Warcraft all day at your job.

Bryan Moss, LSA IT TECH ADMINISTRATOR and well known Mossist.

Bryan Moss, former liposuction patient who is a Mossist.

by Vinwards January 20, 2011

moses titties

A bad boob job where there is a defined separation between each breast. They are so far apart Moses separated them like the Red Sea.

That chick is hot, but she has Moses titties.

So?

by Iwasright August 13, 2017

Mosesso

Bad ass Harley Davidson ridin', bourbon drinkin' , hard workin' mofo.

I wish I was a Mosesso. Ah well.. We can't all be perfect.

by Supermanlol November 25, 2018

MOSES

*MOSES* is one of the coolest, attractive, Good looking and *Princely* persons on Earth you'll be thankful you met... They are born leaders, Rich yet so meek and humble, down to earth and can stick with you through your trying times to ensure you feel alright and safe... One amazing thing about meeting a *Moses* is that they give excellent advices and are said to be full of Wisdom when you are confused. They can show real care and concern for you that you can hardly feel alone in this world. Our world needs *Moseses* because of the chaos that people experience.. A remarkable thing about having a *Moses* in your life is that they can assist you come out of terrible issues and guide you to a place of safety. They are equally *romantic* and excellent lovers and are loyal.. A Moses is a person that has your back, a true profitable Companion and a committed friend.

_Dude you need a MOSES In your life..

After been through hinge and bumble with that heart breaker, I met my MOSES...
I want to thank you for sending Me ❤️ MOSES

by THOU HIGH AND ROYAL MAJESTY February 5, 2020

mosselenmetfrietjes

Extremely talented tiktokker, often asked to join the hypehouse but refused because they are way to cool for that. Makes amazing content which is enjoyed all over the world. They are often compared with the Greek God Zeus because of their Godly status and dominant character, truly an alpha male.

Do you know the best tiktokker on the platform? Yes, it's that alpha male mosselenmetfrietjes.

by AndrewTheAlmighty June 19, 2021

dick moss

A poorly maintained manscape

You Silman I can see your dick moss through your gym shorts

by ain't that the truth December 20, 2015

Orange Moss

A fictitious moss from Phineas and Ferb that is basically LSD for a 10 year old audience. It induces hyper-realistic hallucinations and colorful vision. S1: E13 The Ballad of Badbeard.

"Why do my nostrils whisper to me?" Says Candace under the influence of the Orange Moss.

by iloveninja August 5, 2020