Mort

An omelette/shark drowned in mustard/foot fettish/squirell rat/icon/lemur
Man i cant wait to boil my mort tonight

Damn mort should be a stripper
by VeryMuchCorrectHuman October 08, 2021
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A drug fucked junkie that typically leeches off their mothers unconditional love long into their thirties.
Dylan Williams is a fucking mort aye, cunt got fried on the Xanax and punched holes in the wall again after the crack whore he shared his sweet puff with wouldn't fuck him.

Dylan Williams is such a mort, he robbed me of $500 for two ounces when he was off his head of ice. Fucking mort.
by somuchbettertahnyou June 14, 2017
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Is a term used for someone incredibly dumb who lacks life skills. They have a constant look of idiocy on their face and they may also look punchable since you spend most of your time trying to get them to understand you!

If you like repeating yourself speak to a mort. If you like loosing brain cells speak to a mort.
I had asked luca to bring the washing in so it didn’t get wet but instead he watered it with the hose and explained it needed a further rinse.. luca is such a mort, doesn’t do anything right.
by Anna wise January 29, 2022
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