Munt Moot

When ones moot is so munted that it is unattractive to the opposite species. The munt moot usually looks quite flappy and very much loose.

"Jenny told me that you have a munt moot!"

by Norwegian Red Snatch May 14, 2014

goat moot

When a customer of yours is cranky, nasty, mean, crab apple, jelly bean. When you don't want to be mean but want to say something that your coworkers will understand and not offend the customer.

Excuse me, we have GOAT MOOT over here on checkstand 5. Need assistance and vodka, stat. SOS.

by SmarterChild15 April 8, 2015

Moot Face

When a mans beard resembles a putrid unkempt women’s vagina.

Look at that putrid cunts beard...what a moot face he is.

by Kappacc November 23, 2019

Moot

Donald Trump

President Moot will increase security on our souther border using snakes and alligators.

by xasxae55 October 2, 2019

moot

1. a retarded person, most commonly used by teenagers to their younger siblings. can also be used to describe an annoying, stupid, or overall dumb person who is at higher level than you.
2. the screen name for the creator of 4chan and Canvas Networks.

1. Holy Shit!! That man is such a moot! He should just go play with his little kid friends and not interrupt us!
2. Damn. Moot's company stock just went up by 2%.

by blinkhtml April 9, 2018

Moots

Forcefully get rid of a itch in a physical way

I STARTED TO MOOTS ON THE DOGS CAGE

by High-handedness April 17, 2018

moot

another word for a pp

oh yes, look at that nice moot ;)

by chonkycowboy February 8, 2020