Munt Moot

When ones moot is so munted that it is unattractive to the opposite species. The munt moot usually looks quite flappy and very much loose.

"Jenny told me that you have a munt moot!"

by Norwegian Red Snatch May 14, 2014

goat moot

When a customer of yours is cranky, nasty, mean, crab apple, jelly bean. When you don't want to be mean but want to say something that your coworkers will understand and not offend the customer.

Excuse me, we have GOAT MOOT over here on checkstand 5. Need assistance and vodka, stat. SOS.

by SmarterChild15 April 8, 2015

Moot-tunga

An opening to the human body, wether it be vaginal, anal or oral and the owner of these holes, is a shit talker.
“Queensland Aboriginal slang.”

“Ah, shut ya stinkin’ moot-tunga , no one wants to hear it!” “Ya big dirty ol’ moot-tunga !”

by DirranTbar.pty.ltd.18 November 27, 2018

Moot Racer

Someone that suntans ones genitalia

Shari likes to moot racer all the time

by cunt guts July 22, 2017

Moot

What your argument is. Often used because people want to sound smart.

Weeaboo 1: I think that subs are better than dubs.
Weeaboo 2: Your argument is moot.
Weeaboo 1: Why is that?
Weeaboo 2: Because I said so.

by theredwall September 2, 2017

moot

vaginal opening between females legs.

ow Jennifer's moot was so stinky!! Like a dead salmon!!!

by wivvyswethole May 31, 2018

moot

1. a retarded person, most commonly used by teenagers to their younger siblings. can also be used to describe an annoying, stupid, or overall dumb person who is at higher level than you.
2. the screen name for the creator of 4chan and Canvas Networks.

1. Holy Shit!! That man is such a moot! He should just go play with his little kid friends and not interrupt us!
2. Damn. Moot's company stock just went up by 2%.

by blinkhtml April 9, 2018