monking

The theft of lawn gnomes, lawn decorations and seasonal decorations.

"Lets go monking"
"I went monking last night"
"I monked a lawn gnome last night"

by Jon Pedersen November 10, 2006

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Monk

YOU FOOL! Monks don't use rosary beads! They're called MALA beads! Don't you know!? Can't you tell!?

Iam "Monk? Ok, yeah... They're clearly using some kind of online medium..."

Hym "We had already established that."

Iam "Yeah, well, it's more obvious now..."

Hym "We could light the second floor of our apartment on fire 🔥😈🔥"

Iam "No! Well... No. We're not going to do that."

Hym "You know what? You're right... We're probably not high enough to prevent them from just jumping out of the windows..."

Iam "What? No! That's not the point!"

Hym "There is not point! Senseless violence! Hurray!!!"

Iam 🤦

by Hym Iam May 17, 2022

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monk

to spunk, cum, ejactulate

'i monked in her mouth'

by Smelly Gordon July 14, 2003

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monk

Pussy:a womens vigina.

Yo, jarell i heard you ate kiara's monk!

by Kiki January 1, 2005

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monk

something you can call someone in a heat of passion.. saves you from getting in trouble because no one knows what you mean and they look at you in confusion ;-)

Johnny steps on ur shoe in class.. instead of "damn you mothereffer" you say " damn you MONK!"

by Kimberly An May 20, 2005

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