Monk

YOU FOOL! Monks don't use rosary beads! They're called MALA beads! Don't you know!? Can't you tell!?
Iam "Monk? Ok, yeah... They're clearly using some kind of online medium..."

Hym "We had already established that."

Iam "Yeah, well, it's more obvious now..."

Hym "We could light the second floor of our apartment on fire 🔥😈🔥"

Iam "No! Well... No. We're not going to do that."

Hym "You know what? You're right... We're probably not high enough to prevent them from just jumping out of the windows..."

Iam "What? No! That's not the point!"

Hym "There is not point! Senseless violence! Hurray!!!"

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by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
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to spunk, cum, ejactulate
'i monked in her mouth'
by Smelly Gordon July 14, 2003
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Yo, jarell i heard you ate kiara's monk!
by Kiki January 01, 2005
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something you can call someone in a heat of passion.. saves you from getting in trouble because no one knows what you mean and they look at you in confusion ;-)
Johnny steps on ur shoe in class.. instead of "damn you mothereffer" you say " damn you MONK!"
by Kimberly An May 17, 2005
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Monke

A Monke is a fat little boy named nick who is always sucking his dads fat cock
“Nick you fucking Monke get the fuck over here before it’s pj time”
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Haha Monke
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Monkey. A human but fat and harry.
Wait, I thought humans were fatter. Oh well.
"Monke" is just a stupid way for saying "Monkey".
This is a useless definition. q(≧▽≦q)
by nouhahahahahhaa October 15, 2020
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