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Manitoba Snow Cone

A sexual act that describes you dipping your cock into a pile of jizz, covering your cock in white jizz making it look like a snow cone hence the name, then stuffing your snow cone cock back into a girl's ass and screwing her so hard that you push her arms out from under her and hump her across the floor.
From Rules of Engagement Season 1 Episode 2

Russel: Alright, we both agree your fiance is a horn dog. Which is why I think we should ask for the Manitoba Snow Cone...
Adam: Stop saying 'we', okay? And I'm not asking for anything off of your list of humorously named... sex acts.
by PMunster March 25, 2010
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Manitoba

manitoba is a fake province, made by the canadian government to hide the secret village of manitobia. when someone steps in manitoba, they are really in saskatchewan despite thinking they are in the fake province. the reason no-one has spoken out about this is because the goverment has secret assassins that take out anyone who knows the truth. people who live in manitobia are actually brainwashed to believe they live there when in reality they reside in saskatchewan
Person A: "Hey, let's go to manitoba?"
Person B: "Where?"
by imthebestlolno July 9, 2020
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Inigo Montoya

A sexual technique where, in the middle of foreplay (specifically when using your hand on their genitals) you suddenly announce that you are not using your dominant hand and adjust positions, increasing your skill and their enjoyment. In the movie The Princess Bride, Inigo Montoya was the greatest swordsman in the world. He was so skilled that he routinely dueled other swordsman with his left hand so it was more challenging.
fencing
Inigo Montoya: You are wonderful.
Man in Black: Thank you; I've worked hard to become so.
Inigo Montoya: I admit it, you are better than I am.
Man in Black: Then why are you smiling?
Inigo Montoya: Because I know something you don't know.
Man in Black: And what is that?
Inigo Montoya: I... am not left-handed.
Moves his sword to his right hand and gains an advantage
Man in Black: You are amazing.
Inigo Montoya: I ought to be, after 20 years.
Man in Black: Oh, there's something I ought to tell you.
Inigo Montoya: Tell me.
Man in Black: I'm not left-handed either.
Moves his sword to his right hand and regains his advantage
by Old Charlie December 10, 2010
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Monitor

In sound parlance, any device that allows a performer to hear themselves. Also applies to most all forms of non end user playback.

On stage, the monitors are usually wedge shaped speakers that point toward the performers. They are mixed to provide the sound that is not present on stage, usually vocals, keyboards, and other non amped instruments, although they often reinforce such instruments.

Larger concerts will have a monitor mixer and engineer that is off to the side of the stage with a special multiple bus console which is fed via a stage splitter. Smaller concerts use the auxiliary buses on the main console.

In studio, the monitors are both for performer and producer, the latter often using speakers called studio monitors and the former commonly using headphones. These allow both parties to hear the mix and, most importantly, allow the performer to hear themselves. The studio monitor speakers are used to mix down the performance, and to monitor the performer.

Common types are Stage Monitors, Studio Monitors, In-Ear Monitors, and Isolation Headphones.
"I need more vocal in the monitor"
"The monitors are feeding back!"
by Captain NeatoMan April 17, 2006
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Monico

someone with an amazingly sexy voice a totally great bod, awesome tattoo's and has the sweetest personality to ever exist in the entire nation!!
omg! that boy is such a monico! i want his digits!!
by Brittany Corrine Hernandez April 30, 2008
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Manitoulin Island

The largest freshwater(Lake Huron) island in the world, with the largest freshwater inland lake on an island,(Manitou Lake) in the world. This Island in Northern Ontario has beautiful scenery and beautiful people. The People there live on their own relaxed time. Life moves slower with twists of technology throughout. The Island is a beautiful place to vacation and an amazing place to live. There are several small towns on the island. You may take the swing bridge in Little Current, which swings in the seasonal summer months, on the hour every hour(during daylight) or you can take a boat or the vehicle/passenger ferry, The MS Chi Cheemaun, which will take you from South Baymouth on the south east end of the island to Tobermory on the Bruce Penninsula.

People from around the world vacation here, and enjoy the gorgeous scenery and the eccletic lifestyles that are lived and enjoyed by the Islanders.
Manitoulin Island is thought by many to be the Eighth World Wonder of the World.

If you are born and raised Manitoulin Style, you are known as a Haweater.

People are known to throw their watches over the swing bridge as they cross, claiming Island Time.

Fishing and hunting are second to none.

The only traffic lights to deal with are to get on the island or to leave it.
by Manitou4Life April 24, 2011
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Baby Monitor

A term used in Modern Warfare 2 to trash a player using a heartbeat monitor.
That fucking kid with the cheap ass baby monitor killed me again!
by MrConflict July 22, 2010
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