by Rol3mod3l January 28, 2009
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Broken down into its components, 'mono' - one : single : alone; 'clari' - clear or pure, 'gyne' - female reproductive organ; 'phobic' - aversion for.
Broken down into its components, 'mono' - one : single : alone; 'clari' - clear or pure, 'gyne' - female reproductive organ; 'phobic' - aversion for.
1. He's not gay, he's just monoclarigynephobic.
2. I don't know why he's so monoclarigynephobic...women aren't that scary.
2. I don't know why he's so monoclarigynephobic...women aren't that scary.
by Harmor February 5, 2007
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When you are in an awkward situation, make a circle with your right index finger and them and slap your chest with your left hand.
Person 1: Dude, last night was awesome, I got so trashed.
Person 2: Yeah man, me too.
Person 3 enters: Well, I just ate my own poop.
Person 1 & 2: ... (Awkward Monocle is performed)
Person 2: Yeah man, me too.
Person 3 enters: Well, I just ate my own poop.
Person 1 & 2: ... (Awkward Monocle is performed)
by bpinthehouse October 9, 2008
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A person who tries to start a conversation with someone, doesnt notice that the person isnt actually listening and keeps on talking, therefore is actually talking to oneself.
by Otrakei March 26, 2009
Get the monocon mug.When your stupid hammered and you think you are being witty or smart or sophisticated, but your really just a drunk fool making an ass out of yourself.
You get pulled over....
Reality: Don't touch me pig, BRUTALITY, BRUTALITY.
Drunk Monocle Effect: Good Morrow Officer, I know the law very well and in RCW 10.72.30 states that you may not perform a legal search of said premises without written or oral consent. If I am not be arrested or put into custody than I will take to my motor carriage and be on my way.
Reality: Don't touch me pig, BRUTALITY, BRUTALITY.
Drunk Monocle Effect: Good Morrow Officer, I know the law very well and in RCW 10.72.30 states that you may not perform a legal search of said premises without written or oral consent. If I am not be arrested or put into custody than I will take to my motor carriage and be on my way.
by MRBIZZYNUTS February 21, 2011
Get the Drunk Monocle Effect mug.A delicious act of whoredom during which a lucky participant has one eye covered by another eager volunteer's respective testicle. See arabian goggles.
Interested party: "Yo dawg, I heard Tay-Tay hooked you up with an Arabian Monocle last night. How was that?"
Reciever: "To be honest bro, sucked. One of my eyes was warm with ballsack, and the other has fresh pink eye. Would I do it again? Anything to bear a striking resemblance to my hero, Mr. Peanut."
IP: "...Dude, what the fuck. He's a nut with a monocle, you had a nut on your face, albeit in monocle fashion. Nigga, you gay. Move past the denial phase."
Reciever: "To be honest bro, sucked. One of my eyes was warm with ballsack, and the other has fresh pink eye. Would I do it again? Anything to bear a striking resemblance to my hero, Mr. Peanut."
IP: "...Dude, what the fuck. He's a nut with a monocle, you had a nut on your face, albeit in monocle fashion. Nigga, you gay. Move past the denial phase."
by f7u12intheAmotherF'er June 2, 2011
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