mobsexual

a person who is sexually attracted to Mobs from the video game called "Minecraft"

#1 guy: *penetrating creeper plushie in the creepussy*
#2 guy: "Jesus Christ, are you fucking my plushies in my fucking room!? What the fuck is wrong with you!?"
#1 guy: "I'm not a plushophile, I'm mobsexual!"

by Nyoko Arabyibushye October 10, 2023

Mobie

Serial ghoster, fixed on one person.

Guy or girl who you date. Once you start to express your feelings for them, they ghost you.

You don't understand, & eventually stop calling. When you've moved on, they call you again, all apologetic. You relax, and they ghost you again. Might happen a couple of times before you wise up.

It's an ego trip. They just want people to be calling them.

That girl is nothing but a Mobie. She's just stringing you along.

by WitmeisterGeneral April 6, 2024

mousie

A selfie taken from the perspective of a mouse (aimed upward from ground level).
The term was coined by English comedian Joe Wilkinson in the first episode of his 2024 Channel 4 series, "Joe & Katherine's Bargain Holidays", co-hosted by Canadian-Irish comedian Katherine Ryan.

"Wow, that's a cool mousie of you at the Eiffel Tower!"

by CdnKidsMD May 10, 2024

mobrien75

Is a guy who is selfish and is super spoiled who gets everything without ever hearing the word no he is also creepy and likes little girls and making them giggle

Do you see that guy over there?
Yeah he is acting like a mobrien75 right now.

by Bloody fingers January 8, 2025

halaay moosie

someone who laughs at everything, and loves giant hairy sasquatch men.

i saw halaay moosie giving the giant hairy sasquatch man head yesterday, woo!

by megan wooldridge May 20, 2008

Coniero Mobster

-Coniero Mobsters are always rich, showing love to little thugs in secret meetings blessings them with whatever they want, keeping little thugs from being seen by haters wanna know who they are.
-Coniero Mobsters knows cities, states, and countries. they was also all made Godfathers based in every continent with a septillion dollar check each by Godfather Don Vigarinni.
-Coniero Mobsters are known by other mobsters to buy cities, states, countries, presidents, governors, helicopters,
cars, contracts, homes, currencies, ranks, and degrees

man, you living rich like a opulent thug, you must be a Coniero Mobster

by Liebeme_02 July 28, 2009

Dirty Mobster

A black Italian

Gina is totally a dirty mobster

by Fruit Chiller February 25, 2011