After having anal sex, one takes their penis and strikes their sexual partner forcefully across the neck simulating the motion of a machete.
After so-so and so-so had anal sex with that girl he met at the bar, he gave her the old rusty machete.
by E from Entourage March 11, 2009
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That Machado is one simple man trying to make his way in the universe.
There goes Machado simply walking into Mordor.
That Machado is one simple man trying to make his way in the universe.
There goes Machado simply walking into Mordor.
by Keziban December 29, 2012
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by Mach Jesus November 27, 2018
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Vocals - Q
Lead guitar - Dan
Guitar - Kevin
Bass - Eddie
Drums - Johnny
Check them out at www.geocities.com/machetemonksmusic/
Vocals - Q
Lead guitar - Dan
Guitar - Kevin
Bass - Eddie
Drums - Johnny
Check them out at www.geocities.com/machetemonksmusic/
"That Machete Monks show last night blew me away!"
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"GODDAMN! I did know the Machete Monks were that good."
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"GODDAMN! I did know the Machete Monks were that good."
by Oh holiest one December 16, 2004
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2. The actual meaning is too shocking, too scandalous, too immoral and too graphic for urbandictionary.com
2. The actual meaning is too shocking, too scandalous, too immoral and too graphic for urbandictionary.com
by The Dirk Diggler August 22, 2006
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Get the Maachikni mug.To eat out a girl with such speed and ferocity that her body shakes uncontrollably and she ultimately ends up in the hospital. In order for this to happen the speed of the tongue must be around five times the speed of sound. Hence "mach five." Originated in Orlando, FL.
Symptoms of being mach fived:
*lying in your own pussy juice
*uncontrollable shaking
*uncontrollable squirting
*unrivaled pleasure
*some serious hospital time
CAUTION: This requires years of specialized training as there are only a few men in the world who can do this. Men have died attempting this. Use extreme discretion when attempting to Mach Five your next girl.
Symptoms of being mach fived:
*lying in your own pussy juice
*uncontrollable shaking
*uncontrollable squirting
*unrivaled pleasure
*some serious hospital time
CAUTION: This requires years of specialized training as there are only a few men in the world who can do this. Men have died attempting this. Use extreme discretion when attempting to Mach Five your next girl.
Girl 1: Damn he really ate me out well last night. I was lying in my own pussy juice and couldn't stop shaking for hours.
Girl 2: God damn girl. I gotta get me a mach five.
Girl 2: God damn girl. I gotta get me a mach five.
by MachFive December 27, 2011
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