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Misery Whore

A person who puts themself through numerous intellectual/physical experiences to feel pleasure (not sexual).
"I have a PhD in biomedical engineering and I plan on attending law school and working in big law."
"Wow; you're a misery whore."
by MinkCrushMonday November 29, 2025
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Salad Misery

The anguish and despondency felt in the mid-afternoon by persons who have only consumed a salad for lunch. Usually occurs at the time a food coma would set in, had you actually eaten something delicious.
My parents hinted that I was looking a little chunky, so I got a salad for lunch. Now the salad misery is just making me want to kill myself.
by Sir Vix October 6, 2012
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infant misery

it means you were a fucking mistake the moment you were born
look at this little infant misery ass bitch
you were an infant misery from the moment you could walk, no, even before that. the moment you came out the womb
by gojo satoru March 11, 2021
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hangs head in misery

Posture of the head showing its crown with the chin to the chest. The head may be hung to one side. The posture denotes a spiritual, emotional, mental or physical state of distress.
Hangs head in misery:
She ditches him in his third year and he hangs his head in misery at the table and in class... Best gift ever! That bitch's cunt stunk like a fish processing plant.
by Unified Field of Love September 3, 2016
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Power mad misery merchant

Someone who's happy when you're miserable and who survives by peddling you news or junk that makes you even more miserable and depressed
look no further that a predatory capitalist to be a power mad misery merchant
by Sexydimma October 4, 2024
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