bombard with high level microwaves

This is what happens to people when you stand on a chair while wiggling your pinky at them.

Rusty the clown stood on a chair and proceeded to bombard with high level microwaves everyone who passed by. Unfortunately he did not realize that the chair seat was contaminated with uranium 235 and he died of radiation poisoning two days later.

by Alfie The Horndog October 18, 2008

microscale BHO

Microscale BHO refers to a small scale process of preparing butane honey oil, a type of marijuana extract made by passing liquid butane through a tube containing finely ground marijuana. Microscale BHO uses the same basic method as larger scale extraction, but only prepares enough for a few people to get high from at a time. Plastic bic pen tubes are common devices for the extraction, holding ~1g of marijuana at a time. The small amount of butane used makes it safe to perform inside though care must still be taken to avoid open flames and sparks. Other advantages are that it takes only a few minutes to prepare and only requires a small amount of weed at a time.

The two main ways of consuming the product are to extract directly onto some other marijuana to make super potent marijuana or to extract into a foil dish or lightbulb vaporizer from which the BHO can be vaporized. When the latter method is used, little odor is produced and higher efficiency is attained since the product vaporizes rapidly enough that little THC is broken down.

Adam and Rob wanted some BHO, but couldn't make a lot since they were in a dorm room so they did a microscale BHO extraction and got really high.

by Nitric September 6, 2008

Georgia Microwave

When a man has butt sex with someone and after pulling out a woman covers the dick with mayo and the woman proceeds to lick it off.

Hey baby, you wanna georgia microwave later?

by MAYA ZOOEY JORDAN & CONNOR January 17, 2009

Jump off a microwave

A slang to childrenize 'go jump off a cliff'

'Trump can go jump off a microwave'

by oWo-UwU-OWO-SKREEEEEEEE March 12, 2019

poppin a chimechanga in the microwave

The slang term Mrs. Masters uses when she wants to finger bang herself for sexual satisfaction. Chimechanga being a codename for a dildo or something being used as one. and microwave being a codename for cooter.

"Hey Mrs. Masters! Can you help me study tonight?"
"No sorry, I think I'm poppin a chimechanga in the microwave and then go to bed"

by abdul quashiba January 17, 2009

microwave

To heat up a relationship at an unnaturally speedy rate. Unfortunately, the resulting relationship often is more like a Hungry Man TV dinner than a slow-cooked paella. Again, credit to TT for this clever characterization.

A: So what's new with T and E?
K: Splitsville.
A: No way!
K: Way.
A: Well, they totally microwaved it.
K: Yeah. You'd think they were like lesbians or something.
A: Nope -- just two lonely men wanting something real.
K: Oh fucking well.
A: Too fucking bad.

by JohnnyAZ May 31, 2006

microwaved

moderately high

in beetween the stages of easy baked and dutched out

thanks for catchin me a buzz man, im not fuckin ripped, but at least im pretty microwaved

by bill hinrichsen May 1, 2005