messy one

"having" a shit, that creates a MESS in the 'tocks, requiring MANY MINUTES of sanitation (cleaning) work and MILES of "terlit" paper! taking MUCH MORE time to 'clean' than a "wipeless" shit !! the quickest , easiest (and most sensible) fixes are WATER !!
(if NOT on the f**kng JOB!) via shower or bidet (preferred , if outside uncivilized 'merca !!)

if one has the misfortune of walking the rest of the day, too much "residue" has the effect of "whistling" for I.A. (irritated asshole) the 'tocks serving as a 'grinder' , rubbing it in the skin!

always have envied the way it just drops off a dog's "buttle" ! you CAN'T "wipe" a 'nugget' !! ("dingleberry" ? )

let's GO doug !! -going to be a while ! , i just 'blew' a messy one !!
i was late for work , due to "having" a messy one !
i gave 'birth' at work, but it was a messy one !!

by michael foolsley August 3, 2022

Messy Anal

Anal sex in which the receiver shits.

Dude, I was rocking it with Stacy last night and she straight up hit me with Messy Anal! Never been so sick!

by Yesn't Homo June 28, 2018

Messy Tail

A furry who loves to eat human feces, or animals too who knows

“Ey stop being a messy tail and stop eating that disgusting human filth”

by Naji Paisen March 18, 2022

Messy Alejandro

when someone slobbers all over their partners face when french kissing.

ahh man i gave my girl a messy alejandro and she LIKED it!

by SONOTWHOYOUTHINKITIS July 4, 2011

Messy Guissepie

when you cum on someones upper lip while they are sleeping and it dries so it looks like a cum-mustache

that dick just gave me a messy guissepie!

Haha! I still see your cumstache

by poonchasers June 13, 2008

Messy Kebab

To perform cunnilingual acts upon a lady friend whilst she is in the midst of a period, thus making your face look like you have just indulged in a drunken saucy meat based fast food dish.

I had no idea she had the painters in until the last minute, so I ended up eating a well messy kebab.

by bezzlersbezzler June 24, 2010

Messy Night

A night on the streets/in a park, which can consist of snorting mephedrone, bonging salvia, chugging pints, eating dominos and chinese whilst blazing up a jay, and listening to dark tunes. Basically a night out with at least 3 people abusing their bodies for pure entertainment. It happens when there are no free houses available, the next best alternative.

"Mate my parents have decided not to go out, fancy a messy night instead?"

"Can't wait for this messy night to commence!"

"I've got blunts, ganja, maddy, budweiser, tarantula... this messy nights gonna be a gooden'"

"Alright i'll be there in a bit, this nights gonna get messy."

by bEN mARGERINE dOVER fREEMAN May 13, 2010