by SONOTWHOYOUTHINKITIS July 4, 2011
Get the Messy Alejandro mug.Pulling a Messi: Just as his best dribbles on the pitch ... "pulling a Messi" refers to throwing a monumental tantrum and state that you'll never play again with the "national team or your club" after a big failure; and then after a little while, just to go back, with the tail between the legs, head down and stating that you were not serious and you will play again... "
"To pull a messi"
"Are you back with your ex? " -- "Yeah, I just "pulled a messi", and after a week or so I came crawling back to her."
"Are you back with your ex? " -- "Yeah, I just "pulled a messi", and after a week or so I came crawling back to her."
by WordAsh September 4, 2020
Get the pull a messi mug."having" a shit, that creates a MESS in the 'tocks, requiring MANY MINUTES of sanitation (cleaning) work and MILES of "terlit" paper! taking MUCH MORE time to 'clean' than a "wipeless" shit !! the quickest , easiest (and most sensible) fixes are WATER !!
(if NOT on the f**kng JOB!) via shower or bidet (preferred , if outside uncivilized 'merca !!)
if one has the misfortune of walking the rest of the day, too much "residue" has the effect of "whistling" for I.A. (irritated asshole) the 'tocks serving as a 'grinder' , rubbing it in the skin!
always have envied the way it just drops off a dog's "buttle" ! you CAN'T "wipe" a 'nugget' !! ("dingleberry" ? )
(if NOT on the f**kng JOB!) via shower or bidet (preferred , if outside uncivilized 'merca !!)
if one has the misfortune of walking the rest of the day, too much "residue" has the effect of "whistling" for I.A. (irritated asshole) the 'tocks serving as a 'grinder' , rubbing it in the skin!
always have envied the way it just drops off a dog's "buttle" ! you CAN'T "wipe" a 'nugget' !! ("dingleberry" ? )
let's GO doug !! -going to be a while ! , i just 'blew' a messy one !!
i was late for work , due to "having" a messy one !
i gave 'birth' at work, but it was a messy one !!
i was late for work , due to "having" a messy one !
i gave 'birth' at work, but it was a messy one !!
by michael foolsley August 3, 2022
Get the messy one mug.by Naji Paisen March 18, 2022
Get the Messy Tail mug.when you cum on someones upper lip while they are sleeping and it dries so it looks like a cum-mustache
by poonchasers June 13, 2008
Get the Messy Guissepie mug.To perform cunnilingual acts upon a lady friend whilst she is in the midst of a period, thus making your face look like you have just indulged in a drunken saucy meat based fast food dish.
I had no idea she had the painters in until the last minute, so I ended up eating a well messy kebab.
by bezzlersbezzler June 24, 2010
Get the Messy Kebab mug.A night on the streets/in a park, which can consist of snorting mephedrone, bonging salvia, chugging pints, eating dominos and chinese whilst blazing up a jay, and listening to dark tunes. Basically a night out with at least 3 people abusing their bodies for pure entertainment. It happens when there are no free houses available, the next best alternative.
"Mate my parents have decided not to go out, fancy a messy night instead?"
"Can't wait for this messy night to commence!"
"I've got blunts, ganja, maddy, budweiser, tarantula... this messy nights gonna be a gooden'"
"Alright i'll be there in a bit, this nights gonna get messy."
"Can't wait for this messy night to commence!"
"I've got blunts, ganja, maddy, budweiser, tarantula... this messy nights gonna be a gooden'"
"Alright i'll be there in a bit, this nights gonna get messy."
by bEN mARGERINE dOVER fREEMAN May 13, 2010
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