by Whitedadyy November 21, 2021
Get the Mertcan mug.by yarrakavcısı31 October 2, 2023
Get the mertkan mug.is were a guy cums in the ass of another man
and gets the man to fart it back in his face and true merthers ingest the contence of the back load along with any other substences to come out
and gets the man to fart it back in his face and true merthers ingest the contence of the back load along with any other substences to come out
dave: hey i got an idea let me come in your ass and you can fart it back in my face
merthy: ok thats a great idea
dave: we need a name for that
merthy: how about daving
dave: no no no i much prefer merthing
merthy: yer i like that now open up your mouth here it comes
merthy: ok thats a great idea
dave: we need a name for that
merthy: how about daving
dave: no no no i much prefer merthing
merthy: yer i like that now open up your mouth here it comes
by dr eddie September 13, 2009
Get the merthing mug.A land full of green
But not that type of green
I mean weed
Travel a mile to the Gurnos
to see chavs
who spit and piss on slides
travel further
Galon Uchaf
with a football field that has no goalposts
Then you see Dowlais a cold and snowy land
inhabited by Jack Kahl
Next is pant which is alright
no one really cares for it cause its shite
After that is Penydarren
Old people and the Londis
and the bald man called Aaron
You the town where the smackheads live
asking for money that you should never give
Then there's Heolgerrig the poshest of the lot
everyone hates them cause they brag a lot
After that is Swansea road live there
and everyone knows you've been on drugs
since you were 4
Lastly, we have Cefn and Trefechen
boring and full of specials
The land of green
the taff trail
and Drugs
The land of green
The land of weed
But not that type of green
I mean weed
Travel a mile to the Gurnos
to see chavs
who spit and piss on slides
travel further
Galon Uchaf
with a football field that has no goalposts
Then you see Dowlais a cold and snowy land
inhabited by Jack Kahl
Next is pant which is alright
no one really cares for it cause its shite
After that is Penydarren
Old people and the Londis
and the bald man called Aaron
You the town where the smackheads live
asking for money that you should never give
Then there's Heolgerrig the poshest of the lot
everyone hates them cause they brag a lot
After that is Swansea road live there
and everyone knows you've been on drugs
since you were 4
Lastly, we have Cefn and Trefechen
boring and full of specials
The land of green
the taff trail
and Drugs
The land of green
The land of weed
by Chimp6942 March 10, 2021
Get the Merthyr mug.Name of celebrated #tommyboyd chat celebrity with compulsive masturbation habit.
Verb relates to being subjected to one of the various Mertle phrases.
Verb relates to being subjected to one of the various Mertle phrases.
If I was to inform you that 'people are masturbating in Korea while we defecate' I would have Mertle'd you.
by Timothy Mallet March 28, 2003
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by TwatsRussssss April 19, 2017
Get the mertan mug.Mertsi means someone who is sneaky, disloyal and immoral. Also this person don't care about other peoples feelings. Most likely Mertsi will use everybody around him.
Don't be such a mertsi!
by Mrs. Unique August 26, 2011
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