mean dick

what girls who give quality head suck.
i hooked up with that megan chick last night, she sucks a mean dick.
by Adam July 14, 2008
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asparagus meaning

an underwater purple cow with neon green stripes and a huge boner that helps it move
Lukas: hey look at that dick!
ryan: thats asparagus meaning
by cool A October 01, 2019
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mean

-- the average, in a negative context, where more could be expected.
-- the midpoint
-- the median
His ambitions and expectations were merely at the mean.
by wclay1 September 02, 2009
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mean shit

A huge and/or painful shit.
Man, after eating all that spicy food, I had to take a mean shit.
by Bobby De Niro March 23, 2006
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na mean

Yo I stuck a fuckin cucumber right up that slut's asshole, na mean?
by vaginer February 06, 2003
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Mean Girls

One of the very few chick flicks that I actually enjoy. It is very witty and hilarious thanks to its clever script, written by Miss Tina Fey.
Mean Girls is not your typical chick flick.
by nevo17209 February 14, 2009
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mean mug

to give someone the evil eye and to stair them down.
that dude who was talkin shit, i mean mugged him and he didn't do shit.
by n/a December 12, 2003
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