McCum

when you release a sticky viscous load of cum inside of ronald mcdonalds home

woman 1: 'omg is that a McChicken'
woman 2: 'McCums'

by i cum in mcdonalds January 12, 2022

McFumbled

Accidentally sending your own father a dick pic

Did you hear, Alex McFumbled

by The Real Dirty Dan December 17, 2022

Suzie McButt

Suzie McButt is a name applied to someone who has instegated a row of name-calling, and you have either forgotten a witty retort or you are drunk/stoned/stupid and can't remember one.

"Keep quiet, Captain Assclown..."

"You shaddup.... ..... Suzie.... McButt"

by larsy-lars June 4, 2005

Mcblumpkin

Getting a blowjob in a Mcdonalds while at the same time taking a shit in there bathroom stall.

dawg she was such a slut, we stopped in the Mcdonalds after the club and she gave me a mcblumpkin.

by tdepergola August 25, 2011

Molly McButtersquash

When the female partner mounts her male counterpart from the cowgirl possition, taking the load, then jumping up for the face ride, while pushing out the marshmellows....

Brenda rode me so hard, I couldn't resist giving her my fluffernutter, but regretted it after she gave me the Molly Mcbuttersquash facial.

by bullish behvior September 25, 2008

Sparky McCumdumpster

Any female high school administrator who is obviously trailer trash that is fucking someone for the job. A Sparky McCumdumpster can be identified by crazy trailer trash hair that makes it appear as if they were struck by lightning, and slutty apparel, hence, the name.

Man, check out Sparky McCumdumpster flirting with the principal, she wrote me up earlier for being late to class when she knows I was talking to her between classes, what a bitch.

by SparkyHater August 27, 2009

Molly McButter

A plain jane type female, often associated with the term 'white girl' -- though not always, generally at least loosely associated with a sorority.

I can't picture that Molly McButter getting down.

I'm not down for no Molly McButters.

by anonymous January 31, 2004