mayor trap

When a woman holds a man's penis inside of her vagina with force causing him to ejaculate inside of her.

Aw man! I just got mayor trapped by my ex girlfriend! Now I have to pay child support.

by The most amazing robotics team May 22, 2016

Mayoral Weigh-in

An official event held by the mayor's office of a city to measure the weight of the mayor in the presence of the press gallery while sometimes metaphorically 'weighing-in' on current city issues. The practice originated in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.

"At this week's mayoral weigh-in, the mayor lost one pound, and answered questions about the budget."

by Tonian November 7, 2012

That's the Mayor's Balls!

This expression emerged from the mid 18th-century revival of government cosplay. During this time, the plague was running rampant and people's only solace was to dress up as various political figures, which eventually involved into an intense escapist community complete with conventions, reenactments, and an international shortage of Calvin Coolidge figurines. The expression has experienced a revival due to Gen Z's renewed interest in politics due to a popular sound on TikTok from the viral SNL skit of Trump singing "Boy's a Liar Pt. 2" by popular female rapper Ice Spice. " This is expression is positive, uplifting, and meant to imbue the community with a sense of political passion and pure, unadulterated Americanism. Go forth, youths.

Your stimulus check came in? That's the mayor's balls!!

You walked in on your parents doing it?? That's so NOT the mayor's balls!!

Angelina rejected your promposal?? Damn, going to prom with Angelina would've been the mayor's balls.

by WalkingLiability March 7, 2024

Mayor of Yapperville

A person who loves to talk, especially in long spouts about trivial topics.
Someone who loves to yap.

I thought he would never stop talking, that guy is the Mayor of Yapperville.

by HeatherdaB November 30, 2023

Mayor Carmen

Noun. The mayor of Arlington, Oregon who was launched to fame for being recalled after a relative posted interwebalicious pictures of her in undies to MySpace.

If Mayor Carmen hadn't posted those hot, interwebalicious pics maybe she'd still have a job.

by Newspaperer March 2, 2008

Spooptown Mayor

In a group of friends, the mayor of spooptown is the one that doesnt get scared by anyone or anything

woah dude, Jacob is the Real Spooptown Mayor!

by Moonie, the moonpie September 28, 2020

Ken Sim (Mayor)

Widely regarded as Vancouver's No. 1 limp dick pussy.

Ken Sim (Mayor)? You mean the guy who became mayor of Vancouver, hired a bunch of cops, discussed heating a swimming pool via crypto farm, uses public city hall office as private gym? Yeah he fucking sucks.

Yeah, he probably shows up at more VPD glory holes than city council meetings.

by pooooooki July 30, 2025