Mayor Wesley

Wesley, mayor of Georgia.

"Mayor Wesley is letting the wildlife burn again."
"Yeah, that's part of his conservation policy."
"Conserving what?"
"Shits he gives."

by WesleyTheMayor October 4, 2008

Mayor Pete

The LGBTQ+ version of an Uncle Tom.

Remember that guy I hooked up with at the bar? Went back to his place and saw all this MAGA shit. Total Mayor Pete.

by mal-content September 12, 2025

the mayor

A word to describe a person who thinks he is the founder or leader of everything, but in reality, is a seed.

Vivian - Did you see what Gavin just said. He thinks he is the shit.
Henry - Facts kids the mayor.

by whatbro99 January 23, 2020

Ken Sim (Mayor)

Widely regarded as Vancouver's No. 1 limp dick pussy.

Ken Sim (Mayor)? You mean the guy who became mayor of Vancouver, hired a bunch of cops, discussed heating a swimming pool via crypto farm, uses public city hall office as private gym? Yeah he fucking sucks.

Yeah, he probably shows up at more VPD glory holes than city council meetings.

by pooooooki July 30, 2025

Meet The Mayor

Buying or getting weed.

I'll meet the mayor later tonight.

by Steve Eddy August 17, 2012

Mayor of Yappsville

When one talks so much they become the mayor of yappsville.

"Oh brother... I guess we found the mayor of yappsville.

by armymoastaynetzien November 2, 2023

Mayor of titty city

Andy

Andy is definitely the mayor of titty city.

by AtfBA99 May 18, 2020