If you live in Livonia, MI, the mayor is Dennis Wright. Rumor has it that he has a collection of window lickers in alphabetical order.
by LTown122 October 23, 2018
Get the Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collectionmug. Mayor Todd is the beater of Jill and wearer of fine Mary Kay cosmetics. Mayor Todd has no car and resembles Ed Sullivan. The shoulders on a Mayor Todd are shrunken and concave and the hands are small and child-like.
1. Mayor Todd collects restraining orders and kitchen magnets.
2. That Mayor Todd looks fantastic in blush and lipstick.
2. That Mayor Todd looks fantastic in blush and lipstick.
by Mercer The Ragged Cne-Eyed Pup January 25, 2021
Get the Mayor Toddmug. the meaning is like “I may as well ~blah balh~” , but we would do things as our mayors would cause our mayors are important people!
our mayors would buy a TV while it is discounted
by amigojapan2 May 14, 2015
Get the our mayors wouldmug. 
steps in if for any reason the mayor cannot fulfill HER duties. she can crump like a black girl,grind like a spanish girl, and can also do "the white girl". she screams out random words like jiggyboo and scantua scantua.she's hip!
by jiggyboo March 13, 2008
Get the vice mayormug. A self-referential term used by friend or colleague who is never not fucked.
Said friend has existed in a negative space for too long a time and has accepted the constant life-fucking they're being subjected to, thus declaring him/herself The Mayor of Fucktown. Typically, they're genuinely happy, if not downright giddy, when someone joins them to wallow in shared misery.
Side-note: self-declared mayors are prone to greetings such as "Welcome to Fucktown!"
Said friend has existed in a negative space for too long a time and has accepted the constant life-fucking they're being subjected to, thus declaring him/herself The Mayor of Fucktown. Typically, they're genuinely happy, if not downright giddy, when someone joins them to wallow in shared misery.
Side-note: self-declared mayors are prone to greetings such as "Welcome to Fucktown!"
Chenille: "My boss just told us no more WFH Fridays (sigh).. welcome to Fucktown."
Ron: "I got fired for drinking on the job and a cop gave me a DUI on the way home. I'm The Mayor of Fucktown!"
Ron: "I got fired for drinking on the job and a cop gave me a DUI on the way home. I'm The Mayor of Fucktown!"
by BlkFlg August 11, 2024
Get the The Mayor of Fucktownmug. Hey do you think Philadelphia is full of coons? Hell yeah, ever since mayor michael nutter took over and was all like YOOO im Ben Carson before Ben carson, Carsception mother fuckers.
by hitlertoall September 6, 2016
Get the mayor michael nuttermug.