Maximus Bakington

When you are very very stoned. hense MAXimus BAKington. When you are high you have to shout out this phrase in an announcer-type voice.

"dude, i'm fuckin smacked"
"werd.... MAXIMUS BAKINGTON!!!"

by yer12345 March 15, 2009

Opulatis Maximus

A person who not only abuses the scholarship system of an university but also applies to study in an island resort location near Africa.

My friend is such an opulatis maximus.. He is going to study in Gran Canaria so now he thinks he is a selfmade man.

by erasmusking1 May 2, 2022

legitamis maximus

Something being amazing,awesome,real,LEGIT! to epic porportions.

"true lemon: packets of crystalized lemons that you add to drinks such as water or diet coke dude! try it man!"

"OMG it seriously tastes like i squeezed a lemon in my water!!!"

"I told you this stuff is legitamis maximus!!!"

by lilmamma43345 May 13, 2010

Fattus Maximus

One who is massively overweight and uses gym equipment to watch Netflix on the treadmill.

Also sits around and eats KFC all day.

Dude 1:Dude, did you hear that the Reddit user u/GherkinP is a fattus maximus?
Dude 2: yeah, I heard he uses the treadmill to just watch Netflix.

by WellFuckYouToo December 9, 2019

Methius Maximus

The Leader of the methheads. The Boss of all bosses. The king King of Meth. Watch out for METHIUS MAXIMUS!!

Guy 1: Damn that guys crazy! is that jamal?
Guy 2: No that's the leader of the methheads man! METHIUS MAXIMUS!

by everydayimhustling69 July 15, 2011

Noobious Maximus

When someone is so painfully naive it doesn't seem possible that they could actually have no idea what your talking about...

I mentioned the word "knuckle children," to my girlfriend and she had no idea what I was talking about...She's such a Noobious Maximus!

by Schwance L Berger March 30, 2009

Donkis Maximus

A chick with a large, donkish ass.

"man you see that girl........god damn that shit is donkis maximus.

by my nigga van July 27, 2009