Noobious Maximus

When someone is so painfully naive it doesn't seem possible that they could actually have no idea what your talking about...

I mentioned the word "knuckle children," to my girlfriend and she had no idea what I was talking about...She's such a Noobious Maximus!

by Schwance L Berger March 30, 2009

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Alimus Maximus

1. The Merciful!!!!111!
2. Pretty much epic.
3. Beats Kevin the fainthearted on the epic win list.

*After winning in Gladatorial combat*
"Alias Alimus Maximus the Merciful!11!!1!!"

by A.M.t.M. January 21, 2009

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legitamis maximus

Something being amazing,awesome,real,LEGIT! to epic porportions.

"true lemon: packets of crystalized lemons that you add to drinks such as water or diet coke dude! try it man!"

"OMG it seriously tastes like i squeezed a lemon in my water!!!"

"I told you this stuff is legitamis maximus!!!"

by lilmamma43345 May 13, 2010

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Fattus Maximus

One who is massively overweight and uses gym equipment to watch Netflix on the treadmill.

Also sits around and eats KFC all day.

Dude 1:Dude, did you hear that the Reddit user u/GherkinP is a fattus maximus?
Dude 2: yeah, I heard he uses the treadmill to just watch Netflix.

by WellFuckYouToo December 9, 2019

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douchemous maximus

a person who fits the profile of a perfect douchebag. Someone, who often in public places, makes an ass out of themselves and the people associating with them. Derived from the term douche, which is a total ass clown, and maximus, a roman term meaning to a great degree. so Douchemous Maximus would be a complete and total douche.

Thomas - "You know that douche bag Dennis?" Tim - "Yeah that guy is a total douchemous maximus ." Thomas - "yeah he is..."

by thebigredT January 20, 2009

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