matty healy 

matty healy is a one of a kind specimen only found in the band the 1975. if you find him he will probably nick ur fags

"Omg I met matty healy and nicked my fags"

matty healy by loomisme September 27, 2023

Matty Gee 

someone who is incredibly stingy and instead of buying lube, uses shampoo or conditioner instead. Matty is a fat faggot who enjoys rimming people and performing the cleveland steamer. He is an asshole

p1: dude who is that guy?
p2: i know, he looks like such a Matty Gee

Matty Gee by Jimmehalmighteh June 9, 2011

matty boy 

A matty boy is a circular we boy with very bad tan lines (mainly where his socks are).

He is the sort of person who you would see down shankil road playing pokemon go.

I saw a matty boy on my way to Walmart today.

matty boy by Rebocci December 11, 2016

Matty P 

Someone who rolls really shitty blunts. Looks like his own dog coop. His friends call him mumbles, he skimps hella kids and gets bullied by the kids on the track team

Matty P a mumbled coop looking nigga

Matty P by Ben Dover2.0 February 4, 2014

Matty Roberts 

A lil girl who chickens out at Area 51 raid; also a sellout who is afraid of government authority.

"Stop being such a Matty Roberts and go clap dem alien cheeks, they can't stop us all."

Matty Roberts by Rubylvlup September 20, 2019

matty boy 

A Matty boy is a circular we boy with really bad tan lines (mainly where his socks are). He is adopted and ginger. He is the sort of person who you would find walking down shankil road with one feg in his mouth and playing Pokemon go.

Oh look it's a matty boy.

I walked to Walmart and I saw a matty boy.

matty boy by Rebocci December 11, 2016

matty whittled 

when your gamerscore on xbox 360 is reset by microsoft

i've had my gamerscore reset said billy. oh you've been matty whittled said matthew

matty whittled by bag of bloody crabs October 29, 2010