Masterbating window licker

A person that follows you , annoys you, and always seems to be standing behind you . He or she tries to do eveyones job but their own with an intelligence level of a fucktard

Did you just see that masterbating window licker

by Whoswho 1 May 09, 2018

Masterbate

The act of fucking ur hand raw that ur dad gets fucked by you because youre so horny you cum in ut dad

"these boys talk about masterbate but i need my ass ate."

by cumpusheriateurdadcumandgargle January 31, 2022

masterbation pooch

A masturbation pooch is a portable sex dog with a flesh light in its ass to suit your beastiality needs any time , any where

C- did you get the new masturbation pooch

B - I don’t need one I got the real thing

C- that’s illegal man try out my masturbation pooch it’ll change your life

Masterbation pooch

by Beastiality is legal April 18, 2018

masterbation chamber

The dormitory of Nickolaus Mitchell. Where he resides 20 out of 24 hours. Smells like pine.

Where's Nick?

In the masterbation chamber.

by Rayman4991 December 29, 2016

emotional masterbation

The act of watching heart wrenching documentaries or reading about celebs having miscarriages to indulge in such feelings for self gratifying reasons while having the safety net of knowing it’s happening to them and not you.

Oh i see your watching that show ‘ miscarriage- my story’ , pure emotional masterbation, a horrible thing to do.

by Big aldo October 15, 2020