the mashed potato

When you're unaware of your pregnancy and you still have sex.

"What the hell? I don't what happened to Jimmy, but he be looking like he got the mashed potato. Not sure what happened to him, but when he came out, he came out in pieces."

by TheSpizzleWizard December 6, 2021

mashed potatoe

When you hurt a potato so bad he needs gravy

Dude i hurt that retard so bad he had mashed potatoe

by u fat sao February 22, 2015

Mashes my potatoes

Used to show appreciation, or strong like for something. Akin to floats your boat and tickles your fancy.

A positive expression, should not be confused with the likes of ‘grinds my gears’ which shows annoyance or irritation in something.

I’m a sucker for alliteration! Really mashes my potatoes you know?

Pames: I love Wes Anderson films!

Lartha: Ah they’re not for me, but whatever mashes your potatoes!

by Gasmark6Abbaxox October 17, 2020

Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022

Mashed Potatoes

A vegetable(Or severely autistic person) who just ate shit.

"Bro did you see that autistic kid fall?"
"Yeah, His ass is mashed potatoes"

by ShadyShrooms December 4, 2023

Mashed potatoes

Typically made with Yukon gold potatoes for best result.

He made me mashed potatoes with dinner the other night.

by anonymous July 12, 2018

making mashed potatoes

When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.

Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?

John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.

by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019