A remarkably non-toxic substance used to explore an alternate consciousness. in other words, it's not so much about "getting high" as it is about seeing the importance in the normally mundane, and being able to make connections and notice more than you ever thought possible. Picture your mind as a half opened eye, marijuana opens that eye fully, if only for a limited time. No it will not kill you, and no it is not a gateway drug. let's apply the gateway drug to something else, shall we? would you say that masturbation leads to the act of rape? would you say that riding a tricycle when you are young leads to joining a motorcycle gang? it seems absurd when the gateway drug "logic" is applied to other situations.
Responsible user number 1: care for some marijuana
Responsible user number 2: Oh no thanks, I have work to do today, but some other time definitely.
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Responsible user number 1: care for some marijuana?
Responsible user number 2: Well, I have nothing that needs to be taken care of today, lets toke up.
Responsible user number 2: Oh no thanks, I have work to do today, but some other time definitely.
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Responsible user number 1: care for some marijuana?
Responsible user number 2: Well, I have nothing that needs to be taken care of today, lets toke up.
by straightfire December 29, 2011
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If you really had to look this up on urban dictionary to figure out what it meant you really need to get out more
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by aorbtnely July 25, 2010
Get the Marijuana mug.An illegal drug that turns people into douchebags that do nothing except complain about how they want it legal and about how they think it is "the cure for the world's problem". Users also try to find something bad about those against it.
Dude 1: DUDE! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? MARIJUANA IS NOT ADDICTIVE! $&#@ OFF!
Dude 2: If it wasn't, why won't you quit/
Dude 1: 'CAUSE I LIKE IT! ALSO, I LOOKED UP YOUR BACKGROUND HISTORY AND YOU DIDN'T PAY YOUR TAXES ONE TIME!
Dude 2: Why did you go through the trouble to figure that out just to protect an illegal drug?
Dude 1: $@^* OFF!
Dude 2: If it wasn't, why won't you quit/
Dude 1: 'CAUSE I LIKE IT! ALSO, I LOOKED UP YOUR BACKGROUND HISTORY AND YOU DIDN'T PAY YOUR TAXES ONE TIME!
Dude 2: Why did you go through the trouble to figure that out just to protect an illegal drug?
Dude 1: $@^* OFF!
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"Smokeylagrieta i found your marijuana," "shut the fuck up bitch"
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The most beautiful and underestimated plant on the face of this huge planet. Barred by governments because it causes mass peace whenever used. So wonderful to be under the influence! (of some pot)
The most beautiful and underestimated plant on the face of this huge planet. Barred by governments because it causes mass peace whenever used. So wonderful to be under the influence! (of some pot)
Guy 1: Dude, I just bought some goodass northern lights.
Guy 2: FOR REAL? That shit is rare!
Guy 1: Hell yeah now shut the fuck up and let's blaze on this sticky-icky.
Guy 2: I love marijuana. (takes a hit)
Guy 2: FOR REAL? That shit is rare!
Guy 1: Hell yeah now shut the fuck up and let's blaze on this sticky-icky.
Guy 2: I love marijuana. (takes a hit)
by Cru_orem April 3, 2009
Get the marijuana mug.The drug of choice for many and a great way to relax. Was used by the 1960's hippie generation in massive amounts. It should be make legal but bible thumpers and old people in the baby boomer generation and generation x are too close minded and ignort to want that.
Marijuana rules.
by Deep blue 2012 April 3, 2010
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