mangle'd

Being really drunk,stoned or on drugs

"Man last night we got soo fuckin' mangle'd"

by 4mf'20 February 28, 2008

mandlebars

A type of mustache found on the male gender in which the outer extremities curve upward toward the eyes. Not to be confused with a handlebar, this style emphasizes masculinity over style.

"Your mustache is quite long, you should consider styling mandlebars."

"Those are stylish mandlebars. It's good to see them in style again. Huzzah!"

"He's so full of vit and vigor, he should grow mandlebars."

by mikeycav October 30, 2009

Manible

It is how a woman preceives a man when she needs heavy duty physical chores done. In proper order, it's a cross of the words man, animal and able. Skinny, weak or unwilling men do not qualify as a manibles. It is a respectful title of distinction. To be a manible, the man must enjoy doing the work, and the woman must be grateful for having him help her. Unlike honey-dos, these are chores a woman can not physically preform. It takes a man to do it.

A woman would say to a man, "I need you to lift these heavy boxes and put them over there. You're such a good manible."

by Kit Carson December 25, 2009

Joe Mangle Angle

From then on the angle at which a person looks like a celebrity when they dont do so from other angles was known as the 'Joe Mangle Angle'

Wow sarah really looks like Brad Pitt, but only from that Joe Mangle Angle!

by therealbigdave May 26, 2009

Star Mangled banner

Someone whose singing is truly bad (or worst) preforming by singing (or murdering) the national anthem of the United States of America.

Roeeanne Barr & the animated stars of the 4Kids entertainment company are two well known television personalities whose rendition of the Star Spangled Banner will be forever known as the "Star Mangled Banner".

by BruinKiller3469 June 2, 2009

Mancleanse

A time period in which a woman refuses to date or have a relationship with a man because she is fed up with them. It usually follows a bad breakup.

Jill told me she is on a three month mancleanse after her breakup with Ted. mistercleanse, done with men, sick of men, men drive me crazy, lesbian not by choice

by joecoolthefool March 28, 2015

Mississippi Mangler

When hang your partner from a ceiling fan upside down and as she/he/they are spinning around your dick is slapping them in the face. Bonus: Have one man/woman for each fan blade, or have multiple dicks slapping.

i tied up my midget wife for a good ole mississippi mangler session

by redneck12432 February 18, 2011