mammoth detention

one detention after the other for different purposes

zimbardo : i didn’t do the homework due last night so now i have an after school detention

milgram : no way me too! but i forgot that we have a quiz today and i skipped the lesson

zimbardo : you realise you’re going to get another detention for that now, don’t you?

milgram : i hate mammoth detentions!!

by alevelpsychbeast June 18, 2022

Mammoth Toe

It's like Camel Toe, just on a 400 lb person.

John: Damn, did you see the mammoth toe on that huge woman in the yoga pants!?!
Bob: Oh god!! I didn't need to see an MT that nasty!

by Ditty00 December 2, 2014

Mammoth Snouting

When you have a large poo close to coming out and you desperately need the toilet.

Dude, I gotta get to the toilet soon, I'm mammoth snouting!

by Bulbaswag November 18, 2013

Swooly mammoth

A huge dude with a big dick, takes too many steroids, he'll probably die tomorrow

I was at the gym and I saw Cornelius, what a swooly mammoth.

by Superfish210 January 20, 2017

Willy Mammoth

When you grow your pubes out too much your junk looks like a prehistoric elephant

Aston you need to shave your Willy mammoth

by Huntebro February 13, 2024

Mammoth Meat

A game and social annoyance to try with coworkers on slow days or during lunch break. What meat would they eat? If they had a chance to try meat from a Wooly Mammoth, would they? If not what about a unicorn, or a blue whale, or a dinosaur, or a mermaid, or kraken. Get more and more outlandish until they yell at you

C: If wooly mammoths were brought back from extinction, would you eat mammoth meat?
A: No.
C: If unicorns existed, would you eat their meat?
A: No.
C: How about a blue whale?
A: I don’t like seafood
C: Mermaid?
A: I’m not a cannibal
C: The fish part.
A: No on seafood
C: Between that and Mammoth meat what would you have
A: Shut up

by anonymous August 23, 2025

Fiery Wooly Mammoth

Taking a Brillo pad or steel wool pad, putting it in a fat chicks ass, and touching a 9 volt battery to it while you fuck them doggystyle.

The hooker I hired in Georgia enjoyed when I have her a fiery wooly mammoth.

by Macster MacLeod May 17, 2025