Malt

Doing the dumbest thing ever... being the stupidest person ever
I just pull a malt by soaking my watermelon in water to add flavor
by ralphpeabody25 January 31, 2023
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Malt

An Arabic adjective to define a person that does stupid acts, or in other words, an Arabic word meaning dumbass (in Arabic: ملط)
Person 1: DUDE, ADAM JUST CALLED MS DALIA A BITCH TO HER FACE. Well, he got suspended for it BUT STILL!
Person 2: huh, malt
by Ligmadude June 07, 2022
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Malt

Malt is an acronym for massive ass, luscious tits
Chrale:Oi oi u malt

Jess: thanks char
by Ju1 June 08, 2019
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Jan-Malte

Jan-Malte is a guy, typically looking for a German guy (blonde hair and the most beautiful eyes). You can usually find Jan-Malte sleeping, plazing with animals or doing German things like drinking beer. He is a crazy good cook, but be careful because when he is cooking you are not allowed to touch anything in the kitchen. Anyway, the only thing you really want to touch is him because Jan-Malte is a hottie. He is mostly a laid back guy who you can enjoy life with.
Someone is sleeping there, it must be Jan-Malte.
by gabsyy January 08, 2025
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Jan-Malte

Jan-Malte is a guy, typically looking for a German guy (blonde hair and the most beautiful bluish eyes). You can usually find Jan-Malte sleeping, playing with animals or doing German things like drinking beer. He is a crazy good cook, but be careful because when he is cooking you are not allowed to touch anything in the kitchen. Anyway, the only thing you really want to touch is him because Jan-Malte is a hottie. He is mostly a laid back guy who you can enjoy life with.
who is that hottie sleeping there? It must be Jan-Malte
by gabsyy January 08, 2025
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fucking malted

when someone is high and or intoxicated of organic or natural drugs
Michelle got fucking malted of her plant in her garden
by chamegachell May 02, 2021
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Malte Wegbratt

Malte Wegbratt (or Toffelhjälte in swedish) is a hero that has saved us all! Once he defeated a dragon using only his left slipper (and he is right footed). He has also defeated Voldemort, a crocodile, a dinosaur and much much more!
OHHHH PLEAS MALTE WEGBRATT PUT THE SLIPPER LONGER IN! Said the dragon
Okay mr bad dragon UUUH *putting the slipper longer in* said malte
by MalteWegbrattLover101<3 December 10, 2020
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