fucking malted

when someone is high and or intoxicated of organic or natural drugs

Michelle got fucking malted of her plant in her garden

by chamegachell May 1, 2021

Malte

Malte is one of the most underrated names. He is the worlds coolest person and everyone should obey him. He is the strongest in his friend group and is the best in every sport.

“Malte looks so good today”

“Malte is so strong I want his dahri in me”

by CEO_of-urban-d1ctionary November 23, 2021

Malte Schäfers

The Person the most enormous penis in the history of the universe (the same length like Russia). Moreover he's really good at flirting and fucking. Most women like exspecially his gorgeous six pack, beautiful face and scrunch butt. Since Malte's sex appeal is out of this world, even hetrosexual men fall in love with him.

Malte Schäfers

by Lofor October 5, 2017

Malte

A Malte Us a guy with a massive Dick. He also is funny

Girl: What do you think of Malte
Girl 2 : He Haus a massive Dick

by BigdickMalte October 11, 2021

Malte

malte is a very very hot and attractive Boy who has the prettiest smile ever. He is very tall and Looks very cute und you want to cuddle him all the time!! He Loves it to Play kendama and he is very talented. He also likes soft pillows . malte has a very nice Style an He is such an Inspiration!!! He is an amazing and lovable boy and If you know a malte Then never drop him!

oh wow He is so talented ....that must be a malte

by deinSternundso November 21, 2021

Malte

A person with a name that was accidentally written without an "H". This said person is extremely dumb and is usually not very good at anything he does. He is the perfect example of stupidity.

"Bro, why you acting like such a Malte."

by ihateandreas September 16, 2021

Malte

A cute German who has blonde hair. He's very calm and he rarely cusses but when he does he sounds fucking hot. He's a very loyal friend and the guy is incredibly lovable and always tries to make everyone feel good.

He has a wicked sense of humor and a very deep and pleasant laugh. Sometimes he laughs at his jokes a little too much but he's still kinda cute.

If you have a Malte in your life you better take care of them. They're one of the best things that you can get in life for free.

Person 1: Did you hear from Malte?
Person 2: Malte? That blonde German?

by penname12345 November 22, 2021