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“Hey man, you see Stoney Maloney over there?” -Yung White Trash
“Shit where? Dude’s my Fucking hero, legend as fuck” -Yung Hockey
“I hear he’s drippin in sauce”
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“I hear he’s drippin in sauce”
-Nick da GuapoLord
“I heard he killed Hitler with his massive penis” -Unknown
by StoneyMaloney March 8, 2018
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he needs help we cant lose another legend we already lost kobe bryant, gianna bryant, xxtentacion, cameron boyce come people help him out before we loose him to the world we be crushed ifwe loose him so if you have the chance to save a life do it cause when life has been taken you will feel horrible when goes cause you will know that you had the chance so take that chance and helpout a homie instead of just watching just do something that will benefit you and some body else.
he needs help we cant lose another legend we already lost kobe bryant, gianna bryant, xxtentacion, cameron boyce come people help him out before we loose him to the world we be crushed ifwe loose him so if you have the chance to save a life do it cause when life has been taken you will feel horrible when goes cause you will know that you had the chance so take that chance and helpout a homie instead of just watching just do something that will benefit you and some body else.
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