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Malachi is a bitch ass , gay ass nigga. Hes a fatherless child and he has little to no common sense at all.

You dont want a malachi.
random: girl whos that hes fine ?

a girl with common sense: oh bitch thats malachi hes a weirdo!
Malachi by urhoodcoochiedoctor November 28, 2023
Malachi is a Jewish name, often for black people.

Malachi is a nerdy black guy that is super fucking fat and downs burgers on the daily and eats pork ramen noodles almost every other day. Malachi is also know for his black original gangsta nerd humor, he also has the exaggerated swagger of a black teen.
"ZOINKS, Who eat all the krabby patties in the krusty krab vault,"

"It was probably Malachi"
Malachi by PopeyesDryBiscuits December 27, 2023
Malachi is a Jewish name, often for black people.

Malachi is a nerdy black guy that is super fucking fat and downs burgers on the daily and eats pork ramen noodles almost every other day. Malachi is also know for his black original gangsta nerd humor, he also has the exaggerated swagger of a black teen.
"ZOINKS, Who eat all the krabby patties in the krusty krab vault,"

"It was probably Malachi"
Malachi by PopeyesDryBiscuits December 27, 2023
Malachi is a word used to describe a person with mental disabilities such as autism, adhd or down syndrome.
Bro you are literally malachi”
Malachi by B1ll1EE1L1SH January 22, 2025
A rich 🥷 who puts GOD first always and always get what he need to get done no matter what
Malachi loyal to GOD always
MALACHI by Johndoe191 March 22, 2025

Malachi Crunch

1. Demolition Derby maneuver in which two contestants working in tandem crash into an opponent simultaneously from opposite sides, thereby creating the effect of a trash compactor. Coined in an episode of Happy Days, when the Malachi Brothers execute this maneuver on Pinky Tuscadero's car at the climax of the demolition derby. Pinky survived.

2. Any wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.

3. Lascivious maneuver in which a female with ample bosom attacks a passed-out concert-goer with said bosoms, placed on either side of said concert-goers head, and subsequently crushing that head.
"Jen gave John a Malachi Crunch after he passed out in his seat at the Rush concert."
Malachi Crunch by JizzleDizzle September 16, 2007