madam hooch

someone who is too retarded to play quidditch, and is therefore the ref.

nick, your sooch a madam hooch.

by Daniel and Erik August 6, 2007

Madame Hooch

Any male genitalia that can fly. This includes but is not limited to figures of speech, virtual penis monsters, and dong copters.

Guy: Hey my dick was flying last night!
Girl: Yeah it was a real madame hooch!

by JesusRoboRaptorTron-o-matic 69 July 7, 2009

Madam’s apple

When a seemingly woman possesses an Adam’s apple.

Damn, do you see the madam’s apple on the chick with the size 14 foot?!?!

by Weezy McNasty November 6, 2021

Madam Gazonga

A label used to refer to a woman you work or socialize with that is either a prima donna or has proven themselves to be a royal pain-in-the-ass. In addition to be used as a nick-name for a specific individual it can also be used generically to give a name to a stranger that does something stupid.

Madam Gazonga there just cut across 3 lanes without shoulder-checking.

by LKool July 11, 2007

madan

someone who wants to be just like me and has been stalking me for the past 342432 years...a.k.a MULAN

"my name is madan and i'm a dork whaaa"

by roomza January 3, 2005

Madam's Apple

When a man dresses like a woman very well, but there is just something not right... The adam's apple is clearly visible.

Guy 1: "That chick is soo hot, I'm gonna buy her a drink!"

Guy 2: "Dude... that chick has a Madam's Apple.. yeah... that's a guy...."

Guy 1: " Oh! Good save!!!"

Guy 1 and Guy 2: High Five!

by Ms. Cutthroatt January 9, 2010

Madam's apple

When a male shoves his penis so far down a womans throat that the head causes a small bulge in the front of the womans throat.

Ben: Yah she cant talk cuz i gave her a nice Madam's Apple last night.
Jim: Nice.

by The Flying Filipino November 13, 2005