Mutually
Assured
Destruction

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A term used by psychotic governments to describe a fact that they can make sure that everyone will be DESTROYED in a Mutual Nuclear Exchange, no matter who fires first, IE an Atomic War. WAR IS MAD. This made the term First Strike unnecessary.
The USA and China both have Atomic Bombs so that they can stay MAD.

The Soviet Union used to be able to get MAD, but now they just sell the ability for others to get MAD.
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Crazy wild sex, mostly having to do with the anus.
Lauren and Brandon are probably having Mad A!
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A fool. In its original Danish, it means local idiot. In English, it means international idiot.
That kid is a real Mads.
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Mad
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adj. (1)meaning to create insanity, anarchy, and otherwise dysfunction on the opposing team.
(2) To cause completed and utter OwNaGe
MaDnEsS is 1337
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A dog with a big head from Invader zim that scares everyone away.
*Madness appears and eats egg on floor**Zim and GIR scream and run away.*
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When someone asks you if your angry, and your feeling just fine.
"umad bro?"
"Nope, I'm no mad."
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