A really creepy creature. Don’t run from a Lydia she’ll eat you. When she catches her victim she likes to rub their nipples, then cut them off, put them in a microwave, sauté them, and finally after a sprinkle of salt, pepper, and fuzzies, prepares to dine on them. Then when she’s done, she screams “I rub my nipples and start moaning in delight”
Mark: Bro your sister is a real Lydia. She tried to rip my nipples off when we hooked up last night
Ron Jeremy: Yea I know. She tried to rip off my dick when we were kids
Ron Jeremy: Yea I know. She tried to rip off my dick when we were kids
by Daddyyyy0987654321 March 9, 2019

A girl that has daddy issues.
by DeadAngel1234 August 17, 2016

Lydia is a nice, smart, funny, and flexible. She try’s to make people laugh and she succeeds to do it. She is short. She loves animals and family.
by Prettygirl77777332187 November 14, 2019

Lydia is one of the best people you can meet. She is funny, cute, blissful, active, bubbly, cheery, creative, encouraging, loving, careing, and 100% perfect in all ways. She never will judge you unless you give her a humongous reason to. She will never give up on you, never leave you, never ever tell you something rude right to your face. She is very athletic. There will be very little times that she will not be doing a sport, she may take a nap because she is that overworked. People think that she is one of the funniest people you can meet. She rarely ever gets mad at someone for a small mistake. If you are rude to her, she has so many friends they will be rude back because Lydia is our world. ♥️
by Lil frog March 17, 2019


Lydia is a bit of a bitch and nobody understands why she was born however that is just what lydias say to themselves they are usually pretty cool and have a lot of interesting ideas and opinions however they do tend to have foreheads the size of the moon.
Oh my god it's LYDIA
by Epicgamer29 January 27, 2019

by l y d April 8, 2020
