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holy schmokes lois

"Holy Schmokes Lois" is a phrase expressed in a state of surprise or shock. It possibly references the cartoon character, Peter Griffin from Seth McFarlane's Family Guy.
"Holy Schmokes Lois" and "Holy Smokes Lois" are two completely different phrases. Schmokes is funnier to say, like the "schm" part is cool. Say it aloud. You'll agree.
by majorinbananas November 20, 2023
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Lois

He is a horrible person. He will break your heart.
“-Who broke your heart ?
-Lois..
-You too ?”
by Ethan,rchr November 22, 2021
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Lois Wright

The Perfect Girl is someone who doesn't have it all but has a bit of everything. She is smart enough to hold a conversation when sober. Classy in all the right ways, however, she can have a trashy side (but that is something only her friends should know). She LOVEs MDMA. Lologoloco
Did you see that sweet new piece of ass?’
‘Yeah, that’s Lois Wright
by Lologoloco November 21, 2021
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Lois

Literally one of the deadest people you know. Would most likely sell you out to be someone else like her boyfriend and generally cares about herself. Extremely brain dead and has more masculinity than her dad. She’s the type of person to skip to smoke fags and will end up on benefits or homeless
Did you see that girl over there?
Eww yeah she’s such a Lois
by Nickkknak January 8, 2020
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Lois

Literally one of the most brain dead people you know. She would most likely sell you out for someone else such as her boyfriend and generally only cares about herself. She’s resembles a very masculine man and had the toxic masculinity to suit it. Would most likely end up homeless. Always seems to have headlice.
Did you see that girl over there?
Urgh yeah, she’s such a Lois!
by Nickkknak January 8, 2020
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lois naylor

Lois Naylor is a kind girl that gets drunk in a field most of the time. She loves going on her trampoline and doing back handsprings , she is very good at them and even taught her friend Ellie how to do one. She has a pet dog called Elise and a obsession with TikTok and the next step. She also has a way of unintentionally insulting boys until they eventually love her. If you add on an E to either sides of her name it spells her best friends name. She has an award winning sense of humor which when meeting new people is sometimes overshadowed by shyness. Hello Bambino.

Date made 26/5/20 - corona :((
i am so bored
"hey everybody, look at Rachelle." impersonated lois naylor.
by bambino2006 May 25, 2020
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Loye

Dumb guy who loves basketball, but is secretly really bad. He can’t shoot right, but always thinks he’s the best
Don’t pass the ball to Loye. He’ll just waste the shot.
by Giantpp52 June 4, 2020
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