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Fantom Logger

An unidentified person that shits without flushing. This designation is particularly appropriate when they leave a solid oversized log of feces for the toilet's next patron to find.
"Hey dude, the Fantom Logger just destroyed the shitter! You shoulda seen the size of that nasty sewer trout they left; must've been sitting there all day before I found it..."
by The Fantom Logger November 4, 2013
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Silly Millimeter Longer

that which an uncircircumcized male thinks is what allows himself to pleasure a woman more effectively.
That Guido has a stinky Cheesy bellend. And why don't Frenchies shower themselves more often? It's not like I can FEEL that gigantic (sarcasm) extra MILLIMETER, it's a silly millimeter longer, ya UNCUT Eurofag.
by Big Gay Al(ien) February 14, 2019
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linclon logger

taking a bunch of little shits in someones mouth
o man i did the linclon logger last night with your mom and she just eats that shit up
by gangster dillweed December 24, 2008
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Lorker

Simple: a Loser and a dork...i am not sure where the er was put in
Look at that guy...he's such a lorker
by Meg March 29, 2005
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tesco larger

Tesco larger is an enjoyable cold alcoholic beverage created by Tesco for millions of teens across Europe to enjoy whilst on the Sesh. Its alcohol percentage is 2.8 and it costs 2.65 for 4 cans of this enjoyable beverage.
Hey man I Have cans of tesco larger in my bag want to go seshing by any chance?
by MONNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO September 20, 2017
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logger

Someone who spends nearly all their time logged onto a pc or the internet.
You are a logger, because you log on!
by The Logger March 8, 2008
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dick logger

One who takes a cigar cutter and puts it up their Vagina, then when one comes to have sex with them they get their dick cut off, since the logger would have an electronic device to initiate the cutting. Therefore the person with the cutter up their Vagina is a logger of dicks.

If you are too dumb to understand analogies, then go die.
lumberjack is to logging trees as dick logger is to logging dicks.
by battaglia RULES!!!!! December 13, 2006
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