Lockdown Dog

A man’s best friend that was purchased during lockdown. Now the owners are back at work it’s incessant screams and cries annoy the shit out of the entire neighbourhood.

“Rod, what on earth is that commotion outside?”

“Oh Jean, it’s that fucking lockdown dog again, I hope it dies of throat cancer”

by SimePieman September 5, 2022

Lockdown

There never was unanimity in respect for any lockdown anywhere. The initial lockdowns are the reason nobody respects them or the people trying to lock everything down.

People saw the lockdown for what it was, a group/entity of people trying to take control of everyone else's lives.

by Solid Mantis October 15, 2020

lockdown this heat

When you really fuck with someone or something and you gotta lock it down. like you gotta keep it or get it

Shawty so bad, I gotta lockdown this heat.
That Gucci belt be looking fire, I gotta lockdown this heat.

by fuckthispussyboyfuckit March 21, 2019

lockdownitis

When you are so tired of lockdown you just want to sink into a hole

I have lockdownitis

by frank bob frank January 28, 2021

Chinese Lockdown

A form of lockdown employed by a government to reduce the spread of an infectious disease, where fully armed Type 99 main battle tanks (MBT) along with an handful of extremely aggressive infantry soldiers park directly outside your doorstep. This method guarantees the elimination of the disease in the areas employed, with overkill.

Yeah man, Bojo should've done a chinese lockdown, not any of this sissy shit.

by Chairman Mao Enthusiast August 23, 2021

lockdown beard

A phenomenon that occurred over the majority of 2020 where people have grown beards during their time in lockdown during the COVID-19 pandemic (either because they wanted to try a new look, couldn't be bothered to shave or a combination of the two).

"I haven't done much during the last few months, just grew a lockdown beard and that's about it.

by WatcherMark November 4, 2020

Lockdown

This is the first word introduce in covid pandamice in 2020. The situation in entire world getting week in front of this covid virus. Not even only one vaccine found for it, but in some day hardwork of entire world and scientific teams found one vaccine for it.

India introduce lockdown for safeguard of Indian citizens.

by PANDEY APURAV November 24, 2021