lexitar

Cocksucker ex officer that resembles a chode, partially because of his asian heritage.

Lexitar of bipolar

by Jerry Seinfeld Jr February 21, 2011

legitity

the measure or relative amount of something's legitness.

My legitity is only matched by my cynicism.

by elosbast November 7, 2008

legitifail

1) a fail of extreme proportions
2) a legit fail, similar to an epic fail

Friend 1: Dude we were so high we called her mom and asked if she had any weed.
Friend 2: Wow, legitifail

by tiarox15 December 2, 2009

2 legit 2 quit

1. bad ass
2. so bad ass you cant quit
3. M.C. Hammer song

Kyle, Josh, Joe, Justyn, J.C., Espi, Corey B, Jordan and Black Josh are 2 legit 2 quit.

by joshuah November 7, 2007

Legities

A combination of the two words Legit and Titties, meaning someone has an extremely nice rack or set of boobs.

Pronounced: "legit.ies", basically add "ies" to legit and you got it.

"That girl is haggard but her "legities" bring it all together."

"If she dont got "legities" don't bother."

or

"I'm goin out to score some "legities"

by Justin Leo Garret Jonah Brett Derek March 23, 2008

seems legit

a sarcastic response to obvious fraudulent activity or false claims

Bernie Madoff: "Let me help your investments grow!"
SEEMS LEGIT

Government: "9/11 was not an inside job!"
SEEMS LEGIT

The Fed: "The forefathers of America were terrorists!"
SEEMS LEGIT

by SKaREO April 29, 2013

Legities

A combination of the two words "Legit" and "Titties". Meaning a girl has infact Legit titties, or if your out of the loop it means a girl has a really nice rack.

Pronounced: "Legit.ies"

"That chick has some fucking legities!"

"Dude shes a butterface but her legities bring it all together"

"Im goin' out to score me some legities"

by robojmo March 23, 2008