Def Leppard

The act of two men ejaculating into somebodys ears to render the subject deaf to the ejeculators high five.

Liam: "Hey, should we go to the Cy Twombly exhibition?"
Jon: "Sorry, i can't hear you after that Def Leppard you and Kai gave me last night."

by Lunch-time August 5, 2008

Leppa

A person who is sly or shifty in nature. He/she feels the desire to steal, lie and manipulate for fun & for the pleasure of those around him

"you're a leppaaaa for stealing that french champagne"
"lol yeh, you're such a shifty cunt!"

by Machiavellin March 30, 2008

Leopoldo

Leopoldo - African male monkey that is said to live in a tribe. He is mostly black and has a big penis. Is handsome and real sexy.

Damn Leopoldo is so black.

I wish mine was as big as Leopoldo's

by Frijole man that is actually g November 1, 2018

Lippo

a fat,ugly,hideous,annoying,dumb,stupid child that is madly in love with Timmy even though he has no idea who she is

Lili is a very big Lippo

by Pwizzle March 7, 2005

Leopold

A sexy character from South Park who is so adorable and abused by everyone. He once helped Cartman fulfill his afterlife duties so he can go to heaven.

Ski Instructor Thumper: Hey you got some crap right there!
Leopold: That's my face, sir!

by jyi00 May 2, 2006

leprosy

A disease that I seem to think everyone has. Characterized by skin lesions and necrosis, it is decease that is fairly rare, and horribly terrifying, yet funny to laugh at. For instance the suggestion that something is leprosy that isn't. For instance someone coughs, they are said to be coming down with leprosy, or if someone looks old, well, then they must have leprosy. When the leaves fall off the trees it can be attributed to leprosy, rather than the changing of the seasons.

How do you get a skeleton? Put a leper in a wind tunnel!

Look at that kid over there with a bandaide on...i bet he's got leprosy.

by cameronthered December 5, 2005

lesposers

Girls (usually in high school/maybe middle school) who hold hands and make out just for attention. They are usually (not always) gothic/emo/ugly/fat. They do it in open areas for everyone to see.

Dude i was walking to english when I saw some lesposers mackin' it in the middle of the hallway.

by Cj Bird January 1, 2008