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lapper

He claimed he was an avid lapper but was an all around virgin.
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four lipped gattor mouth

a vagina. it is called this because a twat has four lips and the gattor mouth refures to being gattor slapped.
A:"dick muncher!!"
B:"four lipped gattor mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Captian Falcon August 13, 2009
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bag lapper

a bag lapper is a person that loves lapping balls.
feuntes quit being a bag lapper
by mr beer January 13, 2008
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kipper lipped

Massive big lips that flap around like a fish out of water usually found on afro-carribean men!
by Mark Shady April 17, 2008
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blue lipped

The act of drinking so much red wine that your lips acquire a dark purplish crust and your teeth turn a shade of blue.
Michael, that beaulojais was fantastic but it left me all blue lipped!
by MelCo December 18, 2007
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First rate cunt lapper

This is from an eikaiwa lesson video of a faux-geisha teaching Japanese women how to talk dirrrty in English. (Eikaiwa means English conversation by the way)

I wonder how many women actually used these lines, and how many befuddled men lost wood after hearing that they’re a first rate cunt lapper in broken English. “Come on Toshi! Come on!”
by Benedicte December 29, 2010
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dirty lapeedis

A dirty lapeedis is when a guy and a girl are engaging in sexual intercourse, and the guy pulls out and finishes off his load by jacking off. He tells the girl he is going to get it in her mouth with the intention of actually getting in there, but he completely misses and gets it somewhere else not even close to the girl. Quite common for guys with bad aim. The name originated from the movie Zenon Girl of the 21st Century, hence the name lapeedis. Somebody had tried to shoot Zenon with a blaster but was completely off.
Derek is coming over again today. I am sort of hoping he gives me a dirty lapeedis again cause I do not like the taste of his sperm.
by John Sambleback June 13, 2009
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