Your girlfriend's last resort booty call.
He is the guy that is overly eager to get with your girl, despite the fact that he knows she's in a relationship with you. He's looking to take their friendship to the next level.
If the opportunity presents itself, he will have sex with your girlfriend. Depending on the quality of sex, she might mess around with him while still with you.
He is the guy that is overly eager to get with your girl, despite the fact that he knows she's in a relationship with you. He's looking to take their friendship to the next level.
If the opportunity presents itself, he will have sex with your girlfriend. Depending on the quality of sex, she might mess around with him while still with you.
At 3am, the designated driver will perform their duties in dropping off their friends at various houses. Since one's boyfriend is acting up, she will request to visit Lame Lance.
by Kneesha January 27, 2012
Lance Armstrong
Ever get a bag of shelled peanuts and you pull one out of the bag and it looks normal but then you crack it open and there's only 1 nut on the inside? That's a Lance Armstrong.
Ever get a bag of shelled peanuts and you pull one out of the bag and it looks normal but then you crack it open and there's only 1 nut on the inside? That's a Lance Armstrong.
by thiisnotmyrealname January 29, 2015
When knowingly guilty of something, repeatedly deny vehemently to the point of playing the ethical or moral card.
Before finally admitting to PED use, former cycling champion Lance Armstrong said the following:
1. "We are completely innocent. We run a very clean and professional team that has been singled out due to our success"
2. "The simple truth is that we outwork everyone. But when you perform at a higher level in a race, you get questions about doping."
Major League Baseball player Ryan Braun, before finally admitting to "making mistakes" took it to a new level with some of his quotes:
1. "When you know you're innocent of something, it's extremely difficult to have to prove it when you're in a process where you're 100 percent guilty until proven innocent."
2. "I have always taken tremendous pride in my image and my reputation and being a role model and handling myself the right way and doing things the right way."
1. "We are completely innocent. We run a very clean and professional team that has been singled out due to our success"
2. "The simple truth is that we outwork everyone. But when you perform at a higher level in a race, you get questions about doping."
Major League Baseball player Ryan Braun, before finally admitting to "making mistakes" took it to a new level with some of his quotes:
1. "When you know you're innocent of something, it's extremely difficult to have to prove it when you're in a process where you're 100 percent guilty until proven innocent."
2. "I have always taken tremendous pride in my image and my reputation and being a role model and handling myself the right way and doing things the right way."
by fooloof July 23, 2013
v. to rape-dock another man
v. to forcefully pull the foreskin of your own penis onto and over the head of another man's penis
v. to forcefully pull the foreskin of your own penis onto and over the head of another man's penis
by Sanias October 07, 2011
A very uncommon re-rack in beer pong which is a variation of the power I, but with the back cup moved slightly to the side to look like a dick with one ball. Also, one could re-rack to a dick and balls, which is 2 cups in the back with two in an I formation off the front, and then promptly remove one cup leaving you with the lance armstrong.
Big Dirty Dan:Dude, we have three cups left what should we rereack to??
Juan: The Lance Armstrong. Fo sho. Yo.
Juan: The Lance Armstrong. Fo sho. Yo.
by stevengross September 01, 2009
When a man is about to reach his climax during traditional sex, he pulls his penis out of the womans vagina and inserts it into her anus to orgasm while shouting "lance of justice!"
by hkrazy October 17, 2009
by Kidswillbekids July 04, 2019