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Krunk-mas 

Krunk-mas is a magical time of the year. On the night of December 25, after he has finished delivering presents, Santa gets really hammered and then smokes a nice fatty blunt. After he is completely belligerent, he starts to wander the North Pole in search of some fine elf pussy. The night is a blacked out orgy of drugs and alcohol filled with Christmas cheer. Eventually, out of pure exhaustion, Santa passes out in the snow next to a pile of his own vomit. As he stares up into the dark December sky, He musters up the courage to utter one last statement before he looses consciousness: "Merry Krunk-mas to all, now get fucked up and high!"
Fred: Merry Krunk-mas Jim! I got you a new bong!

Jim: Thanks Fred, I cant wait to light this up and then throw back some brews around the Krunk-mas tree!
Krunk-mas by jackdstone December 7, 2011
Related Words

krunk-fu 

The art of kicking a person's ass while krunk. Watch Jackie Chan's film "The Legend of Drunken Master" to see krunk-fu in action.
"Yo, did you see those two drunk guys fight at the party last night? That one dude got his ass krunk-fued!"
krunk-fu by Krunk-FuMaster April 13, 2005

krunk rockers 

(n) punk rockers that are almost always getting wasted. Mostly college kids from the 90's.
Bowling for soup are a bunch of punk rockers. sum 41 are krunk rockers.
krunk rockers by Mickey Brown March 7, 2007

krunk juice 

Any drink that gets you relatively "fucked up" or "krunked", especially malt liquor eightballs. See "maltlicious".
Ben and I went to the "Get N' GO" and bought a shit load of krunk juice.
krunk juice by Jack Adick January 5, 2005

Krunk City 

To go to Krunk City means you're gunna get WAAAAAAYSTED.

Can be abbreviated to K.C. if there are minors or parents around.
P1) What're you drinkin' tonight?
P2) I stole this bottle of vodka off my dad, AND my brother scored me some tequila!!!!
P1) Oh man you're going to Krunk City!!

Friend 1 - OMG, Steve just texted me, Sallys party is GOING OFF!
*Mother walks in*
Friend 2 - Cool, we're going to K.C. tonight!
Mother - That's nice dears.
Krunk City by beedawg. September 8, 2009

Krunk Jizzle

Krunk Jizzle is the result of to much "Krunk Juice". After getting loaded on this "Krunk Juice" you may find your self "Boning" some one you do not know.

Getting to krunk can lead to a little bit of krunk jizzle.
Steve drank to much krunk juice and Krunk Jizzled all over that whore Sophia.