KRISTI

by YEH BOIII February 16, 2021
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Kristi

A big ass donkey she acts very donkey like and talks about assholes alot.
Kristi- Biggest of big donkeys loves talking about assholes.
by HolyShitItsShit November 16, 2019
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Kristy G

A red headed bitch with herpes, who wont tell you she has it. She will also steal your money and say a baby's yours when its really not.
Concerned Friend: "Man that bitch pulled a Kristy G on you".

Guy: Yeah, man I gotta go get checked and a DNA test. DAMNNNNNNNN!!!!!
by Karma4u September 17, 2013
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Kristi Noem's PR team

Really mishandled that situation... I could have fixed it.... You're paying these people to do things and I am so much better than them....
Hym "Ohoho and fix it I could... The need to hire me for Kristi Noem's PR team... Honey, I would give you the world... All you have to do is let me out of the cage..."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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kool kristie

Kool kristie is the kristie who is much easier to deal with on a regular basis. Usually both kristies are a little slutty but kool kristie doesnt have an inflated ego and knows its her sac not her looks that everyone is after
Which kristie, kool kristie or that insignificunt kristie
by Sav-a-hoe January 06, 2023
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Kristi Noem

To discretely kill, destroy or murder.
Let's take the dog to the gravel pit and pull a Kristi Noem on it.
by ZadocPaet May 07, 2024
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Kristi Noem

The act of shooting a dog or other pets due to one's own shear incompetence and stupidity in training said pet.

Usually requires the lack of empathy and compassion for something other than the person.
Oh no! The governor of South Dakota just Kristi Noemed my dog!
by silavon May 15, 2024
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