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Koala Brew 

A potent fruity home brew first created in Edinburgh for Autralia Day 2009.

Known side effects include bad Aussie accents and memory loss. Rumored to contain bits of real Koala.
Jim: What are you doing down there?

Michael: *Wrestling inflatable crocodile across floor*

Samuel: You should lay off the Koala Brew, mate.
Koala Brew by KoalaBrew May 12, 2009

Koala Bear 

Noun - A sexual or romantic partner who is very physically clingy. Someone who requires a great deal of physical and emotional attention. Like a koala bear clinging onto a eucalyptus tree.

Verb - to overly attach yourself to another person. To demand physical attention and contact on a frequent (and often tiresome) basis.
She was a real koala bear, clinging on to him every time he tried to get anything done.

She would koala bear him the minute she walked through the door.
Koala Bear by Popesicola xi January 12, 2018

koala ball 

when your scrotum hugs your upper inner thigh due to sweat from the heat...as a koala bear to a tree
OH BOY!!!! I have some mean koala ball today
koala ball by chris durko July 17, 2006

koala parking 

the act of pulling into a parking space as slowly as possible to aggravate surrounding drivers.
The old lady was koala parking, so he honked his horn.
koala parking by jonnybagpipes September 6, 2011

koala bear 

Very cute but very evil lil marsupials
there cute and cuddly, but they will fuck you up, koalas r gangster
koala bear by Big Robert April 7, 2005

Koala beared that shit 

Verb - meaning to attack someone from behind or wrap yourself around someone's back or something, like a pole
The stipper totally Koala beared that shit at the dance club. She was all over that pole