Skip to main content

You haven't scored until the knickers are off

You haven't scored until the knickers are off. Beware, Young Horndogs. Once in a while a girl will invite you up 'for a coffee' and you think you are in. Who knows why, there could be a hundred different reasons why, but she doesn't want you to stay the night. Defeat has snatched Vitory from your jaws. It happens, albeit rarely. Repent, reflect, get over it. If you call her again is up to you...
What the fuck. I met this chick on Saturday night and we got a taxi back to her place. After about a half an hour she said she was going to bed and that I should order a taxi home. I was gobsmacked. Just goes to show you: "you haven't scored until the knickers are off".
by The Bazman June 19, 2007
mugGet the You haven't scored until the knickers are offmug.

knickering

A preferential choice for higher quality goods. To desire something with higher standards.
I've always had a knickering for high end whiskey.
by Mr. Bad68 May 29, 2016
mugGet the knickeringmug.

knicker fat

Knicker fat: I.e when your cock juggling thunder cunt of a friend lee calls you knicker fat when on a night out.
Rachel: hey Lee
Lee: fuck off knicker fat
by Knicker fat June 1, 2016
mugGet the knicker fatmug.

Sahara Knickers

The vagina drying/mood killing impact of control knickers
When I saw those beige Sahara Knickers my vagina did it's best impression of a desert
by Cuntypants February 12, 2020
mugGet the Sahara Knickersmug.

Face Knickers

I'm out of Face Knickers, can I borrow yours?
by Dublinka March 26, 2021
mugGet the Face Knickersmug.

Neapolitan Knickers

Noun 1- British Slang for the stained, malodorous and curiously damp underwear worn by women of ill repute. So called because of their distinctive 3 stripes of colour Red, Brown and Yellow.
"Blimey! Look at 'er Neapolitan Knickers! they must be three yards across"
by Pissy McTakerton November 7, 2013
mugGet the Neapolitan Knickersmug.

Neopolitan Knickers

When you take off your birds panties to see that she has three colours, red,yellow and brown, the same colours of the ice cream..
Tracey love what's going on, your knickers are the same colour as neopolitan ice cream, you have some manky neopolitan knickers there love..
by ukbiggz July 21, 2025
mugGet the Neopolitan Knickersmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email