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You haven't scored until the knickers are off

You haven't scored until the knickers are off. Beware, Young Horndogs. Once in a while a girl will invite you up 'for a coffee' and you think you are in. Who knows why, there could be a hundred different reasons why, but she doesn't want you to stay the night. Defeat has snatched Vitory from your jaws. It happens, albeit rarely. Repent, reflect, get over it. If you call her again is up to you...
What the fuck. I met this chick on Saturday night and we got a taxi back to her place. After about a half an hour she said she was going to bed and that I should order a taxi home. I was gobsmacked. Just goes to show you: "you haven't scored until the knickers are off".
by The Bazman June 19, 2007
mugGet the You haven't scored until the knickers are offmug.

Neopolitan Knickers

When you take off your birds panties to see that she has three colours, red,yellow and brown, the same colours of the ice cream..
Tracey love what's going on, your knickers are the same colour as neopolitan ice cream, you have some manky neopolitan knickers there love..
by ukbiggz July 21, 2025
mugGet the Neopolitan Knickersmug.

knickering

A preferential choice for higher quality goods. To desire something with higher standards.
I've always had a knickering for high end whiskey.
by Mr. Bad68 May 29, 2016
mugGet the knickeringmug.

knicker knocking

Knicker Knocking was a game played in the 90’s when a group of kids get together, (usually in a hotel or apartment complex). Knocking on or ringing the bell of random doors, then run and hide for fun (laughing and giggling along the way). May the fastest kid win.
The little league baseball team was in town, staying at our hotel. The kids went Knicker Knocking last night getting on my nerves.
by Tayskii69 March 17, 2025
mugGet the knicker knockingmug.

sarah's knickers

sarah's knickers should have their own yoghurt advert made by mmmmmmm Danone.
Proper 2 week old crusty skids that need a good go on a cheese grater before putting them on a boil wash.
Can also be found waving out of a featherbed lane flat window to keep her tick list from catching up with her.
sarah's knickers should have their own yoghurt advert made by mmmmmmm Danone.
mugGet the sarah's knickersmug.

lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers

its all fun & games...then not so much...

shit happens...life sucks etc etc...
by the time a woman is 35 she knows lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers.
by baglady2713 July 4, 2018
mugGet the lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickersmug.

knicker fat

Knicker fat: I.e when your cock juggling thunder cunt of a friend lee calls you knicker fat when on a night out.
Rachel: hey Lee
Lee: fuck off knicker fat
by Knicker fat June 1, 2016
mugGet the knicker fatmug.

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