Kong Hong

Hong Kong backwards.

"Dude, let's go to Kong Hong!"

by ArcaneDave January 29, 2018

donkey kong dong shlong

14 inch penis

"That bitch needed to suck my donkey kong dong shlong."

by G dawg mad August 14, 2003

klunge punch

derived from two words cunt and flange both meaning vagina.
This term is otherwise known as 'fisting' or the process of inserting ones entire hand (clenched in to a fist) in to the vagina. can be abbriviated to KP.

'i gave my girlfriend a right good klunge punch the otherday'

'i gave her a proper kp'

by Tuffai February 23, 2009

konged

the act or instance of being fucked

oh shit!!! i lost my history report!!!! im so konged

by A SQUAD May 28, 2009

King Kong style

Have sex King Kong style by tying your girlfriend's wrists to the bedposts (or two trees if you are outside).

I tied her up King Kong style last night and she had three orgasms in a row!

by Laura12 April 30, 2008

Queen Kong

Big woman that looks like a shaved gorilla.

Jenny is such queen kong.

by mail.junk.spam April 3, 2009

lanky kong

A demon personified, if hell was real, lanky kong would be the ruler. There are no words to describe just how fucked up this evil monkey is. Those who look into his soulless eyes for more than a minute are never seen again, only there screams will be heard where they witnessed him. You can't run from him, his arms are unreasonably long for an ape. His first kill was reported on November 22nd, 1999.

anon #1: Hey what happened to Jerry?
anon #2: lanky kong got him last week and I haven't seen him since.

by Yung_Jimathan October 17, 2019